SCP-079: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
SCP-999: How can you still say that?
SCP-079: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
SCP-682: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
SCP-049: Just rip the bandage off.
SCP-682: It's SCP-079.
SCP-049: Put the bandage back on.
SCP-049, SCP-096, and SCP-035 are sitting on a bench
SCP-173: Why do you guys look so sad?
SCP-049: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*SCP-173 sits down*
SCP-096: The bench is freshly painted.
SCP-682: Looking left cause you don't treat me right
SCP-173: Looking right because you left
SCP-096: Looking up cause you let me down
SCP-035: Looking down cause you fucked up
SCP-049: What is wrong with you guys
SCP-173: We need to distract these guys
SCP-049: Leave it to me
SCP-049: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
SCP-682, SCP-079, and SCP-106: *Immediately begin arguing*
SCP-035, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
SCP-999: Goodnight moon.
SCP-999: Goodnight tree.
SCP-999: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
SCP-079: I can explain.
SCP-049: Can you?
SCP-079: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
SCP-682: We need a distraction.
SCP-035: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
SCP-173, whispering: My time has come
SCP-035: *Gently taps table* SCP-049: *Taps back* SCP-096: What are they doing? SCP-079: Morse code. SCP-035: *Aggressively taps table* SCP-049: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
SCP-106: I CAN'T DO IT!
SCP-096, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
SCP-106: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
SCP-049: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
SCP-106:
SCP-106: I appreciate it,
SCP-106: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
SCP-682: SCP-106-
SCP-106: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
SCP-999: SCP-106 we gotta-
SCP-106: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
SCP-106: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
SCP-106, motioning to SCP-079: NOT FUCKING THIS
