035: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
173: Go to Hell
682: I wish I could
106: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
049: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
035: Smad.
079: Have you seen a person named '173' around here?
035: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
106: It looks fine to me?
035: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
035: Anyone d-
079: Depressed?
682: Drained?
106: Dumb?
049: Disliked?
035: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
049: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
049: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
999: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
682: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
999: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
106: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
682: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
049: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
079: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
173: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
035: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
049: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
096: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
035: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
999: Socks are Feetie Heaties
173: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
035: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
999: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
173: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
682, annoyed: You are disappointments
