the crack of amelia kearney

crackter 2

scen 1 part 2 chips kid explanation and name reveal

'Okay so basically— kidnapping. Mhm!' He said, as if that gave Amelia anything to work with at all

'excuse me what the fuck' Amelia asked

the child continued

'one day I'm just normal everyday Cameron, and the next day some fucking weird redhead creep is operating on me and cooing at me and calling me "Project-C23"' the child now known as Cameron said.

'your names Cameron? Noice. Mine's Amelia. Anyways, continue.' Amelia said, gesturing for him to continue.

'okay, soooo....'

(Epic flashback!!!!!!)

it was past Cameron's bedtime and wee little baby cam-cam was unable to sleep.

He was unable to sleep because he was at his friend whets house

'Cam sleep you're annoying me' whet said after cam smashed a cup on the ground and started shrieking about demons for no reason at all also he looked possessed but whatever that's unimportant

'No!!!!' Cam whined, no longer looking possessed and having no recollection of smashing a cup on the ground.

whet was a smaller child then Cameron btw, I got this wrong in og TCOAK but pretend I didn't

cam and whet had been bffs for years but whatever, unimportant. It's lore you want my guys. Not camtuber23s life story (sorry cam)

whets mom suddenly barged into the room

'Cameron, shut the fuck up or so god help me I will make you unable to ever speak again and I will cripple you so badly you'll have to be in a wheelchair for the rest of your goddamn life' she said kindly

then she left the room

cam and whet looked at eachother

'cam my mom says if you don't be quiet you won't get pancakes in the morning' whet said simply

'Duh I heard' cam said with a huff

'well then be quiet' whet said

'bbbbbUUTT WHETTTTT!!!!! I can't sleeeeep :(' cam said

'What the fuck how did you say that?!' Whet said, shocked

'Say what? ":("?' Cam asked

'what the hell how are you saying that' whet asked, shaken up

':)' cam replied

whets mom barged into the room

'You two are so damn loud, oh good Christ. Get out of my house, go to a park or some shit. Just BE QUIET for like an hour at least oh god.' She said warmly and sweetly

Then she left the room

'Yooo cam my mom says we can go play at the park' whet said

'brooo that's so cool let's go' cam said pumping his fists epicly

The two unsupervised 6 year olds left the house to go outside and get aids and die from playing with old heroin needles in the park

Anyways once the children were at the park they started swinging on the swings, sliding down the slide, playing with the used heroin needles in the sandbox, and goofing off on the monkey bars

Then suddenly two creepy guys in suits showed up

'hey kids isn't it a bit late for you to be playing outside? It's like three in the morning, are you like okay? Where are your parents? Who let you play outside at 3 in the morning?!' One of the men asked, concerned.

'whets mom let us play outside :D' cam said, completely ignoring what his grade 1 teachers had taught him about "stranger danger"

'At three in the morning? When the rapists and crackheads are around?!' The second man asked, just as concerned as the first.

'I don't know what those are :D anyways do you guys need something?' Cam asked the two.

Suddenly, the two men got kinda shifty, realizing that they themselves were part of the dangers of 3:00 am nighttime

'Well you see, we like to um- walk around at night and give little kids candy and stuff. To be nice yeah?' One of them said.

'Oh wow that's really cool man! Can we have some candy?' Whet asked the two

'Yeah, yeah sure. It's just in our car, let us grab it and give it to you.' The second man said, turning around and rummaging in the black SUV for a minute before emerging with a bag of assorted candies. like jolly ranchers and kitkats. Yum!

'Woah man that's a lot of candy!' Cam said happily.

the man with the bag of candy handed it to cam.

'Remember to share, you two!' He said, faux cheeriness in his voice.

'Duh, of course. Here, whet, take some candy!' Cam said, shoving a handful of candy at his friend.

The two children munched on the candy.

they munched.

they munc-

they both passed out cause the candy was drugged lmao

(End of epic flashback!!!!!!)

'So yeah, I was frickin kidnapped.' Cam said bitterly.

'woah that's fucking cRazY man. I don't believe you though.' Amelia said simply.

'What whyy?' Cam asked with a whine.

'I ain't seen any missing children reports in this part of Canada for a long ass time man' Amelia said with a shrug

'CANADA?!' Cam basically shrieked

'Yeah bro?' Amelia said

'I'm from New Hampshire?!' Cam said, remembering not to mess up his script this time and saying the correct location and not c a l i f o r n i a

'Dude that's crazzzzzyyyyy. Anyways prove it.' Amelia said

Cam pulled out a wifi router and a full sized gas-powered generator from his hoodie pocket.

'Don't worry man, lemme just set this up and we can google my name and see that I am in fact missing' he said with a thumbs up.

He then set up the generator and turned it on and plugged the router into it. Soon enough, there was a wifi connection.

'The password is "camtuber23hatesbeingkidnapped", no caps no spaces.'

'Alr thanks my guy' Amelia said, logging into the connection with ease.

immediately after that, she began searching up "missing children in New Hampshire", but honestly there wasn't many results.

'Maybe be more specific?' Cam asked

'Okay' Amelia replied

She then searched up "Cameron 6 year old and whet 6 year old missing people New Hampshire", and sure enough there was two results.

She skimmed the results before shrugging.

'Nice ARG setup man! People should take pointers from you.' Amelia said.

Cam sighed before saying another sentence.

'Well anyways, you shouldn't have talked to me cause now the boogeyman will be on your tail..." cam said with a sigh

Amelia sighed.

'Nevermind, your ARG literally sucks ass. Make up a better monster than "the boogeyman"' She said with a huff.

end notes: omg who's the boogeyman omg it couldn't be everyone's favourite person ever could it omg omg omg I can't wait for my special murdery boi to show up in the future chapters and just get the shit kicked out of him (merge will enjoy)