the crack of amelia kearney

crackter 3

scen 1 part 3 get away from me men in black

Amelia and cam bickered for a while about whether cam was actually doing an ARG or not (cam said it was all real, Amelia still thought it was an ARG.) before they exchanged discord accounts (both of them did the swag face at eachother upon seeing that they were both underage children using discord) and then Amelia had given cam her half bag of chips, grabbed her half drunk slushy and had dipped

Amelia was on her walk home when a messenger pigeon showed up and dropped a letter written in blood in her hands. The letter was from her mom.

"Git hoem rn!!! bitch mistaek child!!!! am gonna slap yuo!!!!!" The letter read

Amelia sighed, pulled out a match and set the letter ablaze before continuing to walk home.

Then she heard it....

The black SUV that was being driven by the two people who Amelia told the 7-11 cashier were her gay dad and stepdad

Amelia was like "nah fuck this" and started running sonic speed down the street tryina escape her fate.

she failed at running and the suv caught up and one of the two men got out

'ayo we know that you know all about our super secret operation so we gotta kidnap you now bitch" the man said

'No wait that's illegal' Amelia replied

'Yes.' The man said with a nod 'yes it is.'

Amelia shrieked and threw her poor innocent slushy at him. It splattered on his formal wear and stained his white button-up

'Not cool man, not cool.' He said, shaking his head sadly

The man then lifted her up and chucked her rather roughly into the suv. Amelia got knocked out lmao.

The man clambered back into his seat in the suv.

'You might've been a bit too rough on that child bro. Yknow how mad boss gets when the goods get damaged.' The other man said

'Yeah yeah, I know. But she ruined my shirt.' The first man said with a huff.

The two drove in silence for a few minutes, before the second man spoke again.

'Wasn't it funny how earlier that random cashier thought we were married?' He said

'Man that was crazy. I wonder why they thought that?' The first man responded.

There was another awkward pause between the two.

'Hey- I, um, I was wondering if you wanted to go to a- uh- a restaurant later? As bros, yeah- bros yknow? Nice new place just opened up in the next town over, I've been meaning to go...' the second man asked with a slight cough.

'Oh, oh yeah sure bro. As bros though. Mhm. Yeah I'm down.' The second guy said with an exhale.

The silence in the car was slightly less awkward after that.

End notes: we stan the unnamed and disposable gay kidnapper employees