"Vintage is kind of a bitch- Ok maybe not kind of a bitch he is 100% a certified bitch. Emperor is a 69% certified ass. They are PERFECT for each other" Aloha chirped.
"Aloha, you do realize that they will fucking murder each other.... " Army said sternly. The rest of the s4 agreed.
"Pfft murder shmurder I can get them together !" Aloha sang as he skipped away. He was gonna try and get emperor and vintage into a match how? He'll impersonate eging (? I always get it wrong) then, 'eging' would get emperor and vintage close to each other push emperor and boom kiss! All Aloha had to do was get eging's attention and that was surprisingly easy.
"19 DOLLAR FORTNITE CARD WHO WANTS IT!" Eging came over and aloha hit him I the head with a bat and too him into the alley way by the deep sea metro and take his stuff, do a little makeup magic and boom now Aloha's Eging!
And somehow got emperor to schedule a match with them.
<Time skip brought to you by kagamine len>
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The match started and aloha *CoUgH* I mean Eging subtly followed Emperor till Vintage and Emperor were face to face then he pushed vintage into emperor and his plan worked they kissed! Vintage went red and emperor was flustered. "EGNIG YOU SON OF A-" Aloha put a finger over emperor's mouth. "I'm not eging~ I'm Aloha~" "Also, how's your new boyfriend~!" Vintage and emperor started slow walking towards Aloha, Aloha knew better and super jumped the fuck outta there. But when Aloha super jumped away he didn't notice a small detail... Emperor and vintage held hands as they went towards him. Mission failed successfully
Egnig never got his 19$ fortnite card :')
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