Funny story that isn't related to splatoon-

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So I was playing a random roblox game idk why I think it was called write a note I was using emojis to make like Dicks and stuff- anyways I go into the kitchen and just sit there and some guy comes in and starts talking to me saying he's depressed and stuff. Anyway I was cool- and he was drinking cola like it was alcohol so i was like, 

"Yo why you drinking-" 

"Deppresion." 

"Oh cool" 

"I have a feeling we will be great friends I'll be in the 7th dimension if you need me"  Me was like ok. And I go upstairs and sit on the night stand some guy was like sleeping there. And he 'woke up' and was like, 

"Wtf-" so I go, 

"よその私オレンジの女の子" 

and he's like "ge t her out"

 then he threatens to shoot me the the guy well call him Inky is like no I won't let you. And I'm here like wth is going on and then when they stop he's like.

"Do you like Lgbtq+?" 

"Yeah I'm bi myself-" 

"Cool I'm bi and Trans M to F"  I ask why? He doesn't answer we keep playing together and he asks if he can follow me around so I'm like sure- and I finally ask. 

"Yo why did you ask about Lgbtq?"

"Cause some people don't like it mentioned" 

"OK but why only me-" 

"It's personal" 

"Oh ok then-"  I start to play with some other people then hes like, 

"Remember what I said was personal earlier?" 

"Yeah?" 

"Well I have a crush on you and I hope your not mad" 

After that I was like dude what?! I don't even know you! And he goes 

"Yeah but your just so nice." 

"And I'm like I'm not like this irl" 

"He goes I can deal with that please." 

And I spam oder in the chat so he goes. 

"Nobody wants me I should just end my life." 

That really made me mad as I have tried to kill myself and I've hurt myself before so I say 

"Kid stop farming for pity how old even are you?" 

"He goes fine I'm 11 and that's something nobody ever believes" now it's implied that he's done this before or he didn't and is lying.  That's the best part he's 11! 

"He leaves the game probably mad that I didn't wanna date him- but he spammed me yup I took a screenshot 

"He leaves the game probably mad that I didn't wanna date him- but he spammed me yup I took a screenshot 

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You thought that was it no. He still spammed me I reported and blocked him. He said something along the lines of 

I KNOW YOUR PAIN SO LET US BE TOGETHER TO DIE TOGETHER and at thus point I'd did block him. Yeah all of this is 2 hours ;-; he followed me too. 

Why is THIS the longest chapter in this oneshot book? Why did I get hit on in roblox? Why is this kid 11? We will never know.

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