Masterminds 😈

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Mahi stumbled and Vi held him

Flashback

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It was 2011 time period. Everyone was going to their respective house. Vi came pouting to Mahi

Mahi(in mind): what happened to this duck of mine now??

Mahi: what happened baccha

Vi(wrapping his arms around Mahi): bhaiya woh na ek family marriage hai.

Mahi(caressing his hairs): yeh toh acchi baat hai na baccha. U should be there. Tera relaxation bhi ho jaayega

Vi(cutely): sari kudiyan mere saath flirt krti hai. Sometimes I feel like I am draupadi and they are dushasan. Mera vastraharan krke hi maanenge

Mahi: well that's obvious. Ab enna sona munda hai toh koi bhi ladki flat hogi na.

Vi: arey flirt is not the problem.

Mahi: then??

Mahi ne kucch apna dimaag chalaya jiska kachda hogya tha bhajji and yuvi ki wajah se

Mahi: cheeku are u thinking for sexual pleasure before marriage??

Vi(jumping) : yessssssss

Mahi(more loudly than Vi): whattttttttt???

Mahi pulled his ear

Mahi: issiliye issiliye bolta hoon when Yuvi and bhajji are drunk toh unke ird gird mat ghuma kr. Hey bhagwaan baccche ke dimaag mein kya kya ghusa diya unn kutton ne. Aur tu (pulling his ears more tightly) saara dimaag ulte kaam mein hi laga.

Vi: ouu...oucchhhhh bhaiya chhodo naaaaa.

Mahi: na na tu rehne de. Zaroorat se zyada dimaag chal rha hai tera. Condom ki spelling mein bhi 50 galti krega par nhi he wanna have sexual pleasure.

Vi: arey main kyun likhunga condom ki spelling. Chahiye hoga toh medical ke shop se le lunga na bolkr

Till then saks came there hearing their bahut dheemi dheemi awaaz jo pure corridor mein sunai de rhi thi

Saks: Mahi?? Kya kr rhe ho yeh??

Saks made Mahi left Vi hidding him behind her. Vi rubbed his ears pouting

Mahi: saks no aaj toh bachana mat isko.

Vi: Bhabssss see him na

Saks(scolding): Mahi chuppp. Bilkul chuppp. One more word and u will be sleeping out of the room tonight. 😑

Mahi sat silently on the bed sulking

Saks: good. (To Vi) bol baccha. Kya hua??

Vi: pata nhi bhabs bhaiya ke andar kaunsi aatma aa gayi. Bolte condom ki spelling likh kr dikhao.

Saks(hitting Mahi): kya kya bolte rehte ho baccha ke saamne. Yeh sab sikha rhe ho usko

Mahi: ohh hello. Isko baccha samjhne ki galti toh krna mat. Aur baccha yeh?? Pata hai kya bola ki agar condom chahiye hoga toh likhunga kyun?? Seedhe medical shop par jaakr maang lunga na shopkeeper se bolkr

Saks: logically dekha jaaye toh he is correct though🤔

Mahi: yaa right. Main kucch bhi bolun It's illogical but Even if he will say that sun rises from the west it will become logical

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