Quotes From My Grade (9th Grade Edition)

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"Oh my God there's so many emos."

-Some random girl in the hallway 2021

"Why do you have a stuffed Satan?"

-Abby

"He idolizes him."

-Tate

"What? Too much resemblance?"

-Mr. Holden 2021

*does really dumb voice* "Dakota by the window."

-Mr. Holden 2021

"Window licker."

-Tate 2021

"So you're saying that if you bring in a blade of grass I'll contemplate life?"

-Mrs. Glydwell 2021

"Check yourself before you wreck yourself."

-Mr. Bauman 2021

"Don't touch your brother's butt, that's awkward."

-Mr. Holdefer 2021

"Holy water catches on fire everybody knows that."

-Avery 2021

Cael standing on the chair pushing in a ceiling tile, desk topples forward and Cael falls. Tate carries him bridal style while Cael screams.

"I really like the old-timey threat of 'I'm going to steal all your children'!"

-Abby 2021

"I was going to adopt him but he was useless."

-Lorelai 2021

"She's not havin' kids fast enough, but this young thing over here...she's lookin' pretty good."

-Mrs. Glydwell 2021

(about Henry the Eighth) "I forgot they didn't have Snapchat."

-Haley 2021

"She got off the boat and he was like..." (shooing motion)

-Glydwell

"WE'RE DIVORCED."

-Laine 2021

"Young bimbo Kathryn."

-Kyla 2021

(trying to explain Frankenstein) "He was a guy and he was made and he was like UURRAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!"

-Kyla 2021

"Why is that man eating out of a bird's mouth?"

-Abby

"Because he felt like it."

-Haley 2021

"That fish could go where he wanted. Commit whatever crimes he so desired."

-Kadon 2021

"The Legislative branch makes..?"

-Mr. Holden

"...Moneyyy??"

-Cael 2021

(caveman voice) "MILEY GET SWOL."

-Abby

"No, that's what you need to do."

-Miley

"I'm perfectly happy being a noodle, thanks."

-Abby 2021