"Tucker and William need marriage counseling."
-Hayden
"TUCKER NEEDS TO ADJUST HIS ATTITUDE."
-William 2021
"I rose out of the boy syrup."
-Niko 2021
"All I see is Jax's dead grandma. I'm just trying to find the answers."
-Brooks 2021
"What's the first way you could lose citizenship?"
-Mr.Holden
"Expiration."
-Briar
"That's death."
-Lorelai and Addi 2021
Later
"Someone who lives in the country who is not neutralized."
-Hayden
"Once again, that's death."
-Lorelai 2021
"It's like Hannakuh but with child neglect."
-Addi 2021
"Why do I need to know about my health, Jodi?"
-Jax
"Jodi, not even the doctors know about my health. I was like 'I have chronic leg pain' and they were like 'that sounds like a personal problem'."
-Lorelai 2021
"I'm my mom's bar-hopping baby."
-Addalyn
"Y'all know what I am. I'm my mom's highschool baby."
-Abby 2021
"When will you need French?"
-JJ
"IN FRANCE! When will you need Spanish?"
-Abby
"MEXICO."
-JJ 2021
"Stop deviously licking things. I'm running out of lysol."
-Kinzebach 2021
"Heidi said you were dressed as a blind man."
-Rachelle
"I'm not the one who trips over chairs."
-Mr. Holden
"You gotta do the pokey thing."
-Heidi 2021
"I have to sacrifice a chicken really quickly. Or Tate."
-Mr. Holden
"I don't wanna be sacrificed."
-Tate 2021
"Tell your friends bye."
-Mr. Holden
"Bye."
-Tate
"You didn't say bye to me!"
-Abby
"There's a reason for that."
-Tate 2021
"I didn't know you had friends."
-Mr. Holden
"I do. My mom and grandma are still alive."
-Tate 2021
"Do you golf in flip flops a lot?"
-Tate 2021
(about Mr. Holden) "You were just too muscular."
-Tate 2021
"Why do skeletons have messy rooms? They're disorganized."
-Abby
"ABBBBYYYY."
-William P.
(leaves room)
-Hayden 2021
"Darn Catholics."
-Holden
*broad frustrated arm gesture* "GAK"
-William 2021
"It's twenty-two dollars to try and walk my fat-ass across the street before the crosswalk changes?!"
-Mr. Holden 2021
"If you see a red octagon what does that mean?"
-Mr. Holden
"Go faster."
-Everyone 2021
"What? Did your parents love you or something?"
-Heidi to Mr. Holden 2021
"I eat people."
-Tate 2021
"All of you are dead to me."
-Mr. Holden 2021
"You spit on the ground I walk on?"
-Damien 2021
"I'm just in a silly quirky mood, babes."
-Niko 2021
"He's addicted to his email."
-Preston
"That is true. If I know anything about Austin, it's that he's addicted to his email."
-Lorelai
"So we'll definitely be able to reach him. Unless he is severely ill and died."
-Preston
"Okay, now that is just morbid."
-Mrs.Byers 2021
*passing around Jax's ID and laughing at him*
-Everyone 2021
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Quotes From My Grade (9th Grade Edition)
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