"We should make the classrooms airtight, and kids who don't get work done go to the gas chamber."
-Cael 2021
"Abby what is your face?"
-Rachelle 2021
"Why shouldn't we outlaw alcohol?"
-Holden
"Life is hard."
-Rylea 2021
"It's a big meme in the science world."
-Yates
"God?"
-Austin 2021
"Oh I'm not smelling men."
-Olivia 2022
"Heidi thinks she's gonna be a stripper. She has motivation! Good girl!"
-Mr. Bridgewater 2022
"Do you want to come to my stripper show?"
-Heidi
"Why not? I'm gay."
-Abby
"I'm so excited for you!"
-Rylea 2022
"Get a stripper pole for cats."
-Laila 2022
"I know you don't like me but GEEZ. Attempted murder is a little harsh."
-Mr. Bridgewater 2022
"My grandma was a lingerie model."
-Rylea 2022
"Why is she in there as 'Dad's Mom'? It wouldn't kill you to put 'Grandma'?"
-Heidi
"SHE CHEATED ON HIM!"
-Rylea 2022
"Move or I'll take you to Brazil!"
-Niko
"Take me, Husband. I want to see strippers."
-Abby 2022
"Get my wife out of that cup!"
-Damien 2022
"Where did the milk go?!"
-Mrs. Kinzebach
"Napoleon snorted it."
-Abby 2022
"I started running away from you and your hair trailed behind me."
-Whit 2022
"9th graders are a different breed."
-Josephine 2022
"They're Chrysanthemums."
-Lorelai
"(long pause) ...That's a big word for Elmo."
-Shadlee 2022
"Maybe Zoe and Elmo should switch places. If it's okay with ROCKO."
-Abby
"No! No! Why is Rocko so cool now? What is with Rocko? Tell me Abby!"
-William
"Rocko-"
-Abby
"TELL ME"
-William 2022
"Even if you read and write, you can't breathe well, that's for sure."
-Damein 2022
"How do you dole the scissors out, like what?"
-Heidi 2022
"WHAT'S WITH PEOPLE AND KNOCKING OVER MY COFFEE?"
-Laila
"It's because I'm white, isn't it?"
-Rylea 2022
"My dad probably has like....80 secret children."
-Rylea 2022
"Heidi are you being inappropriate again?"
-Mr. Bridgewater
"Again."
-Abby 2022
"Cars two is the spy one. Cars three is the one with the really fast black dude."
-Avery 2022
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Quotes From My Grade (9th Grade Edition)
HumorThe next batch of quotes from the hooligans I go to school with.
