"I wanted to know if your computer updated, not if it was racist!"
-Addi 2022
"Whit, stop flirting with your sister!"
-Mr.Johnson 2022 (This is followed by a lot of uncomfortable band kids)
(points at Leah's butt, sings) "Rubber ducky!"
-Heidi 2022
"How many toes would you cut off before you gave up?"
-Heidi
"I-what???"
-Rylea 2022
"That's the most disgusting picture of me ever taken! I don't know what I've done to wrong you-"
-Heidi
"This is a hate crime."
-Sofia 2022
"It makes Miley's butt look bigger."
-Rachelle 2022 (followed by Miley turning around with the most disturbed look)
"I always want to karate chop, but I think that might be racist."
-Mrs. Kinzebach 2022
"I just really, really like causing horrific trauma."
-Mrs. Kinzebach 2022
"I say we sacrifice the 8th graders to our dark lord AlzaMech'ka."
-Niko
"...HUH? ALZAMECH'KA?"
-Abby 2022
"If Slenderman was trans would he be called Genderman?"
-Niko 2022
"Somehow I sense I should care about what you just said, but I don't."
-Mrs.Byers 2022
"Are you stereotyping me right now?"
-Mr. Bridgewater 2022
"If Kirby were to absorb you, what power would he get?"
-Abby
"Depression."
-Lorelai 2022
(to Mr. Yates) "You're not light blind you're color blind!"
-Mr. Holdefer 2022
(going over schedule) "American history...I can just grab my grandpa for that."
-Lailyn 2022
"Don't give him your Jesus!"
-Abby
"What's that street slang for?"
-Mrs.Kinzebach 2022
"I would date myself."
-Abby 2022
"It's just a stripper cow."
-Ryanne
"That's why it has a bikini!"
-Sophie
"It's just a cow."
-Abby
"See? If Abby agrees we're balling."
-Ryanne
"You shouldn't go along with anything I agree with. Especially when it comes to strippers."
-Abby
(hysterical laughter)
-Mr. Johnson 2022
"I'm having a very important discussion about feet with Heidi."
-Mr. Bridgewater 2022
(turns legs backwards)
-Abby
"What the fuck?"
-Mason 2022
"They never stop for gas."
-Abby
"In what?"
-Rylea
"Fast and Furious."
-Abby
"They don't need gas, they have the power of family."
-Rylea 2022
(about butterflies) "They have bones?"
-Laila 2022
"'England, UK.' WELL I WONDERED WHERE ENGLAND WAS!"
-Addi 2022
"You're not funny. Never do that again."
-Rachelle 2022
(extremely passive aggressive) "We don't talk about INSUARANCE, okay Shadlee?"
-Heidi 2022
"Where's my bater wottle?"
-Tate 2022
"Is it weird using the urinal when teachers walk in?"
-Addalyn
"I don't know, I never pay attention! I'm concentrating!"
-Preston 2022
"MASON PULL YOUR PANTS BACK UP."
-Abby
"I'M TRYING."
-Mason 2022
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Quotes From My Grade (9th Grade Edition)
HumorThe next batch of quotes from the hooligans I go to school with.
