"Just save your money for the rest of your life."
-Rylea
"Be nice to Heidi! Don't degrade her!"
-Carlee
"I don't want to hear it from you. I do NOT want to hear it from you!"
-Rylea
"She's gonna cry. Who's the bully now?"
-Shadlee
"You. It's still you."
-Rylea 2022
"Are you okay?"
-Rylea
"No. Kill me."
-Heidi 2022
"I'm sorry Hades has curly hair like Jesus!"
-Damien 2022
"Hades is Jesus confirmed!"
-Lorelai 2022
"It's not weed so it's good!"
-Rachelle 2022
"I am going to do a scream."
-William 2022
"I know that's a lie because children these days don't have fathers!"
-Abby 2022
"Only grease stains live on the bottom of my shoe. And you, Sir, are a grease stain."
-Avery 2022
"Why not? He's happy and I'm making a profit."
-Sully 2022
"I have an exit ticket for you. Tell me your anniversary."
-Tate 2022
(forgets the date of his wedding and has to use Facebook to figure it out)
-Mr. Bridgewater
"You should call and tell her you love her."
-Kara 2022
"They're already dead and I'm hungry."
-Avery 2022
"Jesus came for me. And he smacked me in the face."
-Niko 2022
"Dakota do you shower with socks on?"
-Tate
"My feet get cold."
-Dakota 2022
"Aeolous really said Big L."
-Abby 2022
"We don't need anymore musicals about orphans."
-Damien 2022
"What do you have a fake $100 bill for?"
-Mr. Yates
(deadpan) "They're for my drugs."
-Addalyn 2022
"Uh, so, in my opinion, you're a liar."
-Heidi 2022
"Everybody knows you can't raid the beeves in Hell."
-Lorelai 2022
"You don't just ask people why their arms are wet!"
-Mrs.Kinzebach 2022
"That is one hot circle. He is attractive. People take one look at him and they go 'oh yeah'."
-Lorelai
"Like the Kool-Aid Man?"
-Addi
"Yes. The Kool-Aid Man is attracted to this circle."
-Lorelai 2022
"I have Jodi's pickle."
-Heidi 2022
"We're making the Kool-Aid Man into the Kool-Aid They."
-Abby 2022
"What's one thing you can't live without?"
-Mr. Bridgewater
(constipated voice) "Wader."
-Heidi 2022
"You don't need an emergency fund if you're dead!"
-Mr. Bridgewater 2022
"If you're not gonna work, go to the back."
-Mr. Yates
(half the class gets up and sits in the back)
-2022
"Were you going to pee yourself?"
-Rylea
"That's personal information."
-Carlee 2022
(whispering) "I haven't even done anything today and I'm sweaty why oh my God I hate myself."
-Abby 2022
"That's not a car, that's a monstrosity."
-Carlee 2022
"WHIT YOU SEXIST SWINE!"
-Lorelai 2022
"Bye bye, blonde Dora the explorer!"
-Lorelai 2022
"I HATE MYSELF."
-Lorelai
"We know Lorelai."
-Mr. Yates 2022
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Quotes From My Grade (9th Grade Edition)
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