HAHA NERDS
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: @everyone GUYS..
yallrnerds: yeah?
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT IT ABOUT TO GO DOWN.
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: TRUST ME.
chocolate_pudding: what even happend
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: WHEN MIKE AND EL WERE BIKING THEY BOTH HIT TREES
yallrnerds: and?
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: NOW MIKE HAS HAD A MAJOR PERSONALITY CHANGE AND EL THINKS SHE JUST ESCAPED HAWKINS LAB
MAX!: this is gonna be interesting
bike: GUYS
MAX!: what frogface
bike: shut the fuck up before i kill you with my massive cocks.
MAX!: WHAT 💀💀
chocolate_pudding: cocks... ad in plural?..
rollin.with.the.lgbt: i bet mikes "cocks" are small
bike: i bet if you asked dustins mother she would beg to differ.
MAX!: yeah... dustins mother.
dustinsepicmother: huh
MAX!: wrong mother
dustinsepicmother: oh ok
rollin.with.the.lgbt: GUYS..
MAX!: ?
rollin.with.the.lgbt: WHY IS MIKE THROWING LONG ASS DILDOS AT ME
MAX!: WHAT THE
yallrnerds?: HUH
chocolate_pudding: WHERE DID HE EVEN GET THOSE
yallrnerds hold on
yallrnerds has removed JoyceByers from the chat
chocolate_pudding: good job america 💞
yallrnerds: thank you chocolate daddy 😊
MAX!: oh..
mike.please.give.me.more.eggos: mike
bike: balls
mike.please.give.me.more.eggos: $bon,4r6 v7u)oj
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: WHAT
willbyers^^: Sorry, she tried writing with a pencil on the screen.
bike: WILLAIMAHX
willbyers^^: Yes, Mike?
bike: AJHMENVDFDGwilly HAHAHAHHAHQ6HAHAH
willbyers^^: Uhm. I'm gonna help Eleven and turn on the microphone thingy for her.
bike: mike rophone
willbyers^^: Mike where Mike.
bike: your moms house 😊😳😘🤫
MAX!: i dont think thats mike..
willbyers^^: Like where Mike L give that back like wearing make I
bike: like ahawer mike
MAX!: "L give that back" 💀💀
willbyers^^: where am I chicken pot pie I L seriously give me the phone no other other other
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: CHICKEN POT PIE
bike: i liek chicken pot piye
willbyers^^: She threw me into a wall.
bike: WILAM HJSBSBWJJWHH QVA make dinner is ready mike if you don't get your ass out of this room I'm going to drag you out myself bro I swear to God Nancy I'm going to throw more gigantic cocks at you if you step foot in this mother fucking room got it got it
bike: sorry i accidentally pressed the mike thing
MAX!: WHAT THE
willbyers^^: I turned on the text to speech thing for Eleven. She is now asking me what "cocks" are.
bike: I fucked your mother 011.
mike.please.give.me.more.eggos: how know name my!
mike.please.give.me.more.eggos: papa said no mom me.
bike: i AM your papa 011.
willbyers^^: Stop it! She's screaming and crying Michael.
bike: Your mom was screaming and crying when i fucked her
MAX!: IM CACKLING
bike: Michael we going to the mall or or whatever hell yeah get in the car are you guys ready yeah this isn't the direction to startcourt why were mom mom mom you know why did you set me up this isn't starcourt this is the doctors office I hate the doctor last time he said that he would eat my pet cactus I don't want to go checking for Michael Wheeler I want to go home Cassandra Williams can we please go home mom no Michael why Michael Wheeler that's us mom please mom I don't want to go please just go in Michael stop crying oh my god don't eat my cactus please I'm begging you stop screaming Michael
rollin.with.the.lgbt: idk why mikes microphone keeps going off sorry guys
rollin.with.the.lgbt: im surprised it was on that long
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: "he would eat my pet cactus" "this isnt starcourt" "stop screaming michael" 💀💀
yallrnerds!: what did you do to mike omg 💀💀
rollin.with.the.lgbt: we will update you later i guess
mike.please.give.me.more.eggos: still do not know what the cocks is
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HAHA NERDS! strangerthings text story :) byler <3
HumorHAHA NERDS! is a group chat created by erica. its more based on present day humor btw! credit: bylerloml read their stories btw! they are amazing!
