HAHA NERDS
mike.please.give.me.more.eggos:
yallrnerds: i see your back to normalmike.please.give.me.more.eggos: wdym?
bike: why cang i remember yesterday wtf
bike: WILL OMG
yallrnerds: you too?
chocolate_pudding: awh man i liked yesterday mike better 😢
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: aw i miss "JBAJBSJBX WILLIAM KSHKSH" 😞😞
mike.please.give.me.more.eggos: someone explain
bike: let will in first
mike.please.give.me.more.eggos: whyyyyy
bike: he's gonna puke el 💀
mike.please.give.me.more.eggos: wdym
bike: he is gonna puke if he is out in the sun to long 💀
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: el.. how long has he been out there?
mike.please.give.me.more.eggos: idk like 2 hours
bike: WHAT
mike.please.give.me.more.eggos: ?
bike: EL LET HIM IN HE IS GONNA PUKE
mike.please.give.me.more.eggos: HOW R U ALWAYS RIGHT BRO
bike: ...you let him in, right?
mike.please.give.me.more.eggos: he puked all over the floor
bike: HELP HIM OMFG
mike.please.give.me.more.eggos: IM TRYING BUT HE WONT WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: is he drunk?
bike: what no
bike: when your out in the sun for that long it just happens
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: ohhhh
10 minutes later
mike.please.give.me.more.eggos: he's okay now btw
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: "massive cocks" - michael wheeler
bike: im so confused what
rollin.with.the.lgbt: yesterday michael, you and el were riding your bike then ran into a tree and started acting weird
bike: that explains why there a line of rubber penises with army outfits and mini top hats on
bike: well not really, but that explains some of it
MAX!: WHAT THE 💀💀
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: AHHAHA WHAT ?!?
chocolate_pudding: 😨⁉️⁉️
MAX!: ARMY OUTFITS AND TOP HATS? ☠️
yallrnerds: where did u even get those
bike: murray had like 50 and was giving them away and i thought they looked funny
MAX!: THE OUTFITS AND MINI TOP HATS?
bike: holly wanted to give me these army clothes for her dolly's that my father bought her that she didn't want
bike: as for the tops hats, i have no idea.
MAX!: 💀💀☠️
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: im bored
chocolate_pudding: me too
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: WAIT I HAVE A IDEA 😈😈
chocolate_pudding: oh no
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: wiiiiiiiillllll
willbyers^^: Yes?
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: thats the way it issss 😍💞🥰
willbyers^^: SOO HERES THE STORY FROM A TO Z
MAX!: HUH
willbyers^^: YOU WANNA GET WITH ME YOU GOTTA LISTEN CAREFULLY
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: POP OFF
willbyers^^: WE GOT EM IN THE PLACE WHO LIKES IT IN YOUR FACE
willbyers^^: YOU GOT G LIKE MC WHO LIKES IT ON AN EASY V
willbyers^^: DOESNT COME FOR FREE
yallrnerds: SHES A REAL LAYDAYYY
willbyers^^: AND AS FOR ME HAHA YOU'LL SEE
willbyers^^: SLAM YOUR BODY DOWN AND WIND IT ALL AROUND!
MAX!: SLAM YOUR BODY DOWN AND WIND IT ALL AROUND!!!
bike: slay
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: my asshole burns
chocolate_pudding: bruh
MAX!: ...
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HAHA NERDS! strangerthings text story :) byler <3
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