HAHA NERDS!
bike: UHH GUYS!?!?
yallrnerds: i see your awake bicycle.
bike: WHY CANT I REMEMBER ANYTHING, WHY AM I IN WILLS BED AND WHERE TF IS WILL
shuttupdingus: come on guys its 5 am
shuttupdingus: i dont DO 5 am
bike: WHERE IS WILL? I KNOW HIS EXACT SLEEP SCHEDULE AND HIS SLEEP PATTERN. HE SHOULD BE AWAKE RIGHT NOW AND IN THE KITCHEN BUT HE ISNT IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN.
bike: AT 5:17 HE SHOULD BE STANDING IN THE KITCHEN DRAWING A QUICK SKETCH OF A SPACE SHIP WITH A BLUE PEN. BUT GUESS WHAT? HE ISNT IN THE KITCHEN DRAWING A SPACE SHIP WITH THE SAME BLUE PEN THAT HE USES EVERY MONDAY AND THURSDAY.
wills_camreaman: Woah there buddy, hold your horses. He's with Eleven right now.
bike: AND WHERE IS ELEVEN?
wills_camreaman: Will is teaching Eleven how to draw outside.
shuttupdingus: AT FIVE IN THE MORNING?
wills_camreaman: Yup.
yallrnerds: @bike why do you know wills sleeping schedule and pattern? 💀💀
yallrnerds: and why were you so concerned about it 😨
chocolate_pudding: why does he know what will is drawing and what pen he uses 💀💀💀
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: thats really creepy man
bike: its not creepy
bike: will knows that sort of stuff about me yk
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: @willbyers^^ is this true
willbyers^^: Mhm.
yallrnerds: proof?
willbyers^^: He wakes up at 4:30 am. Does his normal morning routine and finishes at 5:02 am. He goes downstairs and draws for 8 minutes. Then he makes breakfast for himself and holly (specifically pancakes, eggs and bacon.) After breakfast he goes and plays dolls with holly till 5:40 (normally he plays as barbie who holly has named betty. if he doesn't, he plays as the older sister named mary.) Then he hugs holly goodbye and asks her what she wants to do after school when he picks her up, then he bikes to my house and then we go get hot chocolate or something.
bike: I DIDNT KNOW YOU KNEW ABOUT THE DOLLYS PART...
willbyers^^: I also know that you call dolls dollys and refuses to call them anything else.
yallrnerds: HAHAHA
rollin.with.the.lgbt: can confirm
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: mike draws?
rollin.with.the.lgbt: yeah. he's actually really good at it, he just stopped doing it for more then 8 minutes after will went missing
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: oh
bike: FUCK. SPEAKING OF HOLLY UH IM GONNA ADD HER TO THE GROUP RQ
shuttupdingus: she can read?
bike: yeah i taught her
bike added ilovemybrother to the chat
bike: Holly?
ilovemybrother: Bunny? Is that you?
bike: Mhm.
shuttupdingus: SHE CALLS YOU BUNNY? IM SOBBING
ilovemybrother: Please don't cry! I'm sorry.
shuttupdingus: NO NO ITS OKAY
ilovemybrother: Oh okay!
ilovemybrother: Bunny, where are you?
bike: I'm at Will's house hun. I will be home soon.
ilovemybrother: Will you play dollys with me after?
bike: Of course hun. We can also go to the park and get ice cream when I pick you up after you're daycare. <3
ilovemybrother: Okay! See you later bunny!
bike: See you later hun!
ilovemybrother: I love you! :) <3
bike: Love you too holly! <3
ilovemybrother has left the chat
yallrnerds: YOUR SISTER IS SO CUTE
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: YOU HAVE NICKNAMES FOR EACH OTHER?
bike: mhm
rollin.with.the.lgbt: mike acts like a grandma around her
bike: you're just jealous that holly doesn't like you
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: HAHA
rollin.with.the.lgbt: have you guys seen when mike, will, and holly when their together?
yallrnerds: nope
shuttupdingus: no 😞😞
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: OMG I HAVE
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: ISTG MIKES SISTER ACTS LIKE WILL AND MIKE ARE HER PARENTS
rollin.with.the.lgbt: SOMETIMES SHE CALLS WILL HER "dada" AND MIKE HER "mum" ITS SO FUNNY
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: I WISH I WITNESSED THAT PART
bike: SHUT UP NANCY
willbyers^^: They didn't need too know that..
rollin.with.the.lgbt: too bad
bike: im gonna walk home now
rollin.with.the.lgbt: No. Nancy is going to pick you up.
bike: Holly?
rollin.with.the.lgbt: Mhm! I threatened Nancy so now she is going to pick you up. I love you!
bike: Thank you Holly! <3
rollin.with.the.lgbt: You're welcome! <3
rollin.with.the.lgbt: sorry holly took my phone
yallrnerds: holly has better grammar then all of us (except will and jonathan of course)
rollin.with.the.lgbt: im omw now mike 😒
bike: see ya then nance
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HAHA NERDS! strangerthings text story :) byler <3
HumorHAHA NERDS! is a group chat created by erica. its more based on present day humor btw! credit: bylerloml read their stories btw! they are amazing!
