"Heheheha," Butso chuckles to himself, sneaking into Legzy's house. Butso has a gift box that's as big as him. Butso sneaks into Legzy's room, but he's dummy thick and the clap of his buttcheeks awaken Legzy from her slumber.
"Butso...?," says a dreary Legzy, making his cat ears perk up while he quickly escapes.In the morning, Legzy gets out of bed and stomp-hops to her front door, opening it.
Legzy groans as she sees the annoying prick in her side, Butso waiting at her door hoisting the gift over his head.
"Why'd you break in last night?," Legzy asks, "Why are you still waiting here?"
"Well... it's our 10th Friendiversary pal! Pbbbth!," Butso says in his usual upbeat tone filled with the innocence of a baby rain-deer, "Your door was unlocked but I gots a present for yo-"
"Not interested," Legzy slams the door on Butso, affixing a temporary lock.
Butso sits at Legzy's front steps, denting the wood with his large south.After ten hours Legzy can tell Butso isn't leaving anytime soon so she opens the door to a now excited Butso.
"Why aren't you manning the lemonade stand?," Legzy asks.
"My dear Legzy," Butso remarks, "friends are far more important! Pbbbth."
"Ok dude, if I open your present, will you leave me alone!?," Legzy shouts in frustration.
"Anything you wish friend-o-mine!," Butso says smiling broadly, all four eyes closing happily, "Pbbbth!"
Legzy opens the gift and within is a cake containing childlike frosting doodles of Butso and Legzy with the words, "Happy Friendiversary" on it.
"Did you... do this on your own?," Legzy asks.
"Yea!," Butso soundly says, "Well, except the recipe. That's my mom's. Pbbbth."
"Well thanks I guess."
Legzy offers Butso a cubit, a giant butt absorbs them and farts out a mix of the two. They dance a little jig and de-mix.Butso farts. Legzy immediately slams the door as some grass underneath Butso dies.
"Best Friendiversary ever!," Butso yells, falling over.
"Pbbbth."The End
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Mixels: A Mixful Journey
HumorShort stories centered around 4 Mixel tribes! The underwater Mixquatics, the island-dwelling Limbsters, the forested Plantorz and the Brawllars that come from a canyon! Anyways this story is sponsored by NIX: Shadow Legends Brawllars and Empress Nix...