Murp Monkey

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"Legzy can you be sho kind ash to empty the dumpshter?," Larreye asks with pleading eyes. "Sure, but doesn't Armbo usually do that?" Legzy asks curiously. "Ash a leader I decided to ground her for helping Major Nixel!" Larreye exclaims pointing his finger upwards.

Legzy shrugs and hops to the dumpster. She hears the dumpster make a rattling noise, "I-is anyone there?," concern fills Legzy's voice. A puppet falls to the ground, Legzy breathing a sigh of relief. "Sure looks very... Mixel-like."

"WHY THANK YOU BESTIE!," the puppet shakes alive, scaring the living daylights out of Legzy who drops them and backs away. "What the MUCK!" The puppet giggles as his head squirms around like a worm mixamal, "MISS LEGGTREE!!! It is a JOY to meet another of your tribe! I'm Murppet AHAHAHOHOHEHE!" "H-how do you know my last name?," Legzy asks continuing to check her escape route.

CRASH! Butso falls on top of Murppet, making him explode into multiple pieces from the sheer weight of his buttcheeks. Legzy rolls her eyes at Butso's appearance whilst Murppet pulls himself back together and punches Butso in the south, "GOLLY GEE!!," Butso yelps, running away from Murppet, who chases him in a circle, trying to whip Butso with his hair strand.

"I have a mucking job to do you dolts," Legzy says grabbing them both. "As if your job MATTERS!," Murppet screeches in his goofy yet eerie voice, "Nothing is real!" Murppet proceeds to bite Legzy's arm. "I'LL BURN YOU ALIVE YOU VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY."

"Why not mix it to nix this guy?," Butso says offering a cubit. Legzy drops Butso, trying not to touch the cubit. Butso trips on Legzy and a pair of eyebrows cover them. Both eyebrows shift up and down and get shaved away, revealing a murp. The murp lumbers around, creating a poisonous cloud from it's south. Murppet isn't affected as they do not breath, so he zips over to the murp and uppercuts it, splitting them into a weakened state.

"Mixing is futile! Futile!," Murppet laughs, his grin-filled snarky demeanor melting away as he hears a rumble underneath, "Oh coconapples." Armbo punches up from the ground sending Murppet soaring off the island.

"What me miss?," Armbo grunts. "Well... I suppose I got off on the wrong foot with a strange Mixel," Legzy chuckles, "You were quite handy." "Ahh me deal with puppet all the time," Armbo shrugs, helping Legzy empty the trash into the incinerator. Armbo digs back to her room.

The End

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