Mixels: A Mixful Journey

Do You Have Games on Your Phone?

"Happy birrrrthday Rawna!!," Gillbert excitedly says, handing Rawna a mixPhone as a present. Rawna smiles gleefully.

Meanwhile, in the depths of Nixel Land, Crapple is having his honorary birthday. "Happy birthday Crapple!! This is the day I took you in!," says Pulty, coughing up a mixPad, "Well, I tried my best not to eat it buddy." Crapple claps, "Thanks dad!" Pulty walks off to his room, looking to a picture of when they first met. Crapple was so...shriveled...and in pain. Pulty wonders how Crapple even made it to the border of Muncholand, right near the Farmlands and Trash Town. It seems like the worst place for a baby Plantor to go.

Eldritch noises erupt when Gillbert tries to take away Rawna's new phone. When Gillbert let's go, Rawna completely zones back into it. "Gillbert, it's been five MINUTES!," Taynky says, confused, "Just...let him adjust." "Alrrrright fine..." Gillbert responds.

Crapple on the other hand, has now run out of money on Princess's credit card playing NIX: Shadow Legends (the sponsor of today's story. Nix: Shadow Legends is an immersive online experience with everything you'd expect from a brand new RPG title. It's got a dull storyline, bad graphics, and hundreds of the same Nixels to collect and build. It's also absolutely free! So go ahead and check out the story description to find out more about NIX: Shadow Legends.)

Princess rounds the corner, having heard enough of the excellent advertisement, "Where the muck's my credit card?" Crapple's face turns golden delicious (greenish yellow) with fear, "...I've gots no idea!!" Princess laughs, "Ooohooohoooooo! ...Seriously kiddo it's in your hand and empty." "Sorry..." Crapple says, Princess thinking it over, "I'm more impressed you managed to blow ALL of it. I had billions on that credit card." Craplle brightens up, "You've gots MORE!?" Princess rolls her eyes, "Yep! But...I'm not giving my money to microtransactions." Crapple winces, "So... you don't want to support something that is against out very enemies?" Princess pauses, pulling out 9 credit cards, her eye twitching, "Let's pay to win this game until you're the top player. NOW."

Rawna on the other hand was playing NIX: Shadow Legends as well, but an ad came up with a Newzer running, collecting cubits with their butt expanding. Rawna ate the mixPhone, now noticing the absence of his tribemates. Rawna runs up to Gillbert and bites his leg, which phases around Rawna due to being boneless. "Aw, hey buddy!," Gillbert says.

A scream is heard from all the way in Nixel Land, Princess having blown the 9 cards and only gotten Crapple in second place to player Brifish03.

The End