These kids will be the death of me

Chapter 24 ( judas on a plane )

It was Thanksgiving and as an example for any other year the Hospital turkey hunt was on.

Basically you take a picture of every attending in the hospital, put them all in a pillow case; throw it from the roof and then take a random picture.

The sad little soul has to put on a turkey custom while the whole hospital staff chases them with a scalpel. The idea of the scalpel is to pin it in the turkey's ass like an arrow.

For years it had been Mark being stabbed by a bunch of angry nurses but since Sophia was born he started to use her like a shied making him forbidden to being stabbed since they could stab the little girl for accident. So in that year the poor doctor was Bailey.

But we'll get to that later...

Lucy walked herself into Meredith's room.

"So you were right; you both made it."

"I told you so!"

"I think I need to shift environments for a awhile; so I'm leaving for Africa by the end of the month."

The sheep woman that makes the announcements turned her mic on and said:
"Since this year everybody is scared of stabbing doctor Bailey and she can't fit in the Turkey custom the new turkey is now . Now chop that bitch up in peaces!"

"What? Chief I quit!"

But this wasn't fast enough soon every fat jealous nurse and a guy that looked like Pitbull (who later revealed to be her pimp) where chasing her.

Lucy Fields

1979-2014

Killed by 32 scalpels to the buttocks and one to the heart by her pimp.

"The bitch owed me money!" he explained.