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Y/n has created a chatroom.

Y/n has blocked Natasha Romanoff from the chatroom

The Avengers have logged on

Tony: Oh damn

Bucky: Why?!

Sam: R.I.P

Bruce: I have never even...

Pietro: First time for everything

Steve: I am scared for you

Wanda: She is going to kill you

Rhodey: What happened?

Y/n: Wellll, you know how I have been seeing someone

Clint: The girl you never shut up about

Thor: We know that it is not lady Natasha

Y/n: I met her through Nat and then proceeded to not tell Nat about us dating

Tony: This is bad

Sam: So widow is currently hunting you down because you didn't tell her the identity of the girl you're with

Steve: none of us know who y/n is dating

Sam: what flowers would you like at your funeral?

Bruce: Sam, not the time

Thor: what is there for lady Natasha to be angry about?

Y/n: it's because of how they know each other

Pietro: What does that mean?

Natasha romanoff has logged on

Rhodey cleared the chat

Natasha: Where are you?!

Wanda: where is who?

Natasha: Y/n

Bucky: I have no idea

Clint: I haven't seen her all day

Bruce: on another note, how are you doing today Natasha?

Natasha: I will be doing a lot better when I found our evasive little cuka and have her locked away, far far away from Yelena

Tony: yay we have a name

Steve: I don't think that that is really fair for anyone

Yelena has logged on

Yelena: don't you dare call my girlfriend a cuka, you cuka

Clint: wait a minute

Natasha: I'll call her whatever I like, she is my best friend

Wanda: drama how I have not missed you at all

Pietro: on the contrary sister, it has been a little boring around here

Bucky: Why does yelena sound familiar

Yelena: I don't like anyone disrespecting my girl

Steve: can we all just calm down

Thor: I do not believe that that is a possibility at this time captain

Sam: yo speedy, I made popcorn

Pietro: already next to you

Tony: hello yelena, we haven't met I'm Tony Stark

Clint and Bucky: OH MY GOD

Steve: WHAT?!

Clint: y/n is dating nat's little sister

Sam, Tony, Bruce and Rhodey: There is ANOTHER ONE OF HER?!

Pietro: Well I didn't see that coming

Wanda: I already knew about her, so nice to meet you

Previous chat restored

Bruce: this stress is not good for me

Bruce has logged off

Natasha: y/n I know you're reading this, start talking

Y/n: Hey mama spider, y/n gave me her phone and told me to tell you that you will never find her and to tell yelena to meet her at the special Palace

Natasha has logged off

Y/n: oops, autocorrect special place

Bucky: has natalia really just gone to the special Palace fair ground?

Clint: Yep

Tony: Wait a minute, Peter is on a camping trip with his school and no tech is allowed

Rhodey: and you say that you are not his father

Yelena: there is my queen

Y/n: there is my assassin

Sam: is there any more surprise family members that want to show up

Melina has logged on

Alexei has logged on

Pietro: Who the hell are you guys?

Melina: I am natasha and yelena's mama

Alexei: I am their father, I am also known as the red guardian who has beaten captain America

Steve: huh?

Alexei: it was in the 70's

Tony: Wait, were you all part of the red room?

Yelena: yes

Sam: I'm out

Sam has logged off

Rhodey: I can't deal with more Russians

Rhodey has logged off

Steve: I have never heard of the red guardian and I have never fought you. I was in ice

Yelena: I knew he was lying

Alexei: Why must you hurt my feelings?

Alexei has logged off

Wanda: y/n where are you?

Y/n: the kitchen making food

Thor: is that the special place?

Y/n: yes it is. I have made you some food Thor

Thor: Poptarts?

Y/n: Yep

Thor has logged off

Yelena: Hey! What about me?

Y/n: for my love, I have made you mac 'n cheese

Yelena: I have a marriage certificate for you to sign when I get there

Yelena has logged off

Y/n: apparently it's my wedding day, wish someone had told me so I could dress appropriately for the occasion

Y/n has logged off

Pietro: now I am hungry

Wanda: me too, I want some paprikash

Melina: I have you both covered

Melina has logged off

Pietro: our sister has made the right choice of partner

Wanda: I already love our in laws

The wonder twins have logged off

Bucky: I better find Natalia, she's probably scared a few tourists

Bucky has logged off

Steve: Stark can you find everything you can on the red guardian please?

Tony: Why must you call me by my last name? We're married. It just gets confusing

Tony has logged off

Steve: wait WHAT?!

Steve has logged off

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 19, 2022 ⏰

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