Quarantine

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Bucky has started a chatroom
Steve has logged on
Y/n has logged on
Nat has logged on
Sam has logged on
Wanda has logged on
Pietro has logged on
Tony has logged on
Bruce has logged on
Rhodey has logged on

Rhodey: Well, what have you all got to say for yourselves?

The girls: It was all the boys fault

The boys: It was all the girls fault

Nat: Don't try and go there boys

Wanda: That is a fight you will lose

Tony: We wouldn't be in this mess if you girls hadn't distracted us!

Bruce: The experiment wouldn't have exploded and we wouldn't be stuck in our rooms like caged animals!

Sam: Bucky the panda is a caged animal

Bucky: Boy, if you don't shut up i'mma beat your ass up you bloody bird.

Clint has logged on

Clint: I heard someone call my name

Steve: Where have you been?

Clint: I just woke up from a nap in my nest. Can someone bring me coffee?

Pietro: I CAN NOT DEAL WITH THIS NO LONGER! IT REMINDS ME OF THE HYDRA BASE WE WERE IN, IN SOKOVIA

Wanda: Brother calm down

Pietro: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT SISTER, NATASHA AND Y/N!

Nat and Wanda: How could you say that?!

Steve: He is right

Bucky: We were fine in the lab until you three crashed in

Y/n: Excuse me!

The boys: Uh oh

Y/n: It wasn't our fault that we were dealing with an intruder, who had blaster, who snuck into the tower undetected. You boys didn't even help us when he blasted the ground, creating a whole in the floor where we were standing, making us fall into the lab where you all were doing a little chemistry lesson! You were lucky that Nat had her gun and shot the guy before he could do anymore damage!

Bruce: Why didn't you three call us up to help you?

Nat: We did, so did FRIDAY. You just ignored us

Steve: We wouldn't do that

Wanda: FRIDAY pull up the footage of what happened.

Video uploaded

Y/n: See what we mean

Nat: We should just make our own team girls cause apparently these so called superheroes aren't helpful at all.

Wanda: Agreed

Y/n: Once this quarantine period is over we should move out of the tower and go somewhere no one can find us

Nat: I have a place

Clint: Whoa girls. Let's not act irationally here...

Nat: We should bring Peter with us

Tony: Gasp! MONSTER

Wanda: And vision

Bruce: No. Just no

Pietro: WHAT ABOUT ME SISTER?!

Wanda: YOU ARE NO BROTHER OF MINE! YOU WENT AGAINST ME FIRST

Rhodey: Y/n don't do this

Y/n: It has to be done.

Steve: But....

Y/n: You brought this on yourselves

Bucky: I'm sorry

Y/n: Can we bring the defenders?

Nat: Yes. We will also bring Wade, he can't die so he will be useful

Sam: Whoa, bad idea

Wanda: Have fun defending the world without us

Clint: OK OK. IT WAS OUR FAULT PLEASE DON'T LEAVE!

Wanda: That doesn't sound like an apology. Does it girls?

Nat: No

Y/n: Not at all.

Bruce: I'm sorry

Bucky: I'm sorry

Steve: I apologise

Sam: I am sorry

Rhodey: I'm sorry...

Clint: I'm sorry girls.

Pietro: I'm sorry, please forgive me

Tony: ...

Nat: Stark

Wanda: Get off of your bloody high horse

Y/n: and apologise

Tony: I'msorry

Wanda: That is all we needed to hear

Y/n: Don't blame us for this again

Wanda has logged off

Y/n has logged off

Nat: you lot can deal with the intruders from now on and don't even think of asking us for help unless your dying

Nat has logged off

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