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Tony: What's up littlest Avenger?

Y/n: Has anyone seen Bucky and Nat?

Steve: No

Sam: Why?

Peter: Anyone else getting a sense of dread???

Bruce: Unfortunately... yes

Vision: Nothing good would come out of those two being together

Wanda: The last time they were alone together they became fugitives

Pietro: I am not dealing with the government wanting us to capture them again

Rhodey: This is why Tony and Pepper have lawyer's on speed dial. Ones for each of you

Y/n: Why do you have a lawyer for me??? I haven't done anything!!

Thor: Neither have I!!!

Tony: The

Steve: Poptart

Sam: Debacle

Wanda: Of

Bruce: April

Rhodey: 18th

Vision: 2015

Pietro: Remember that?!

Y/n and Thor: Ohhhh yeeeaaaah

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Pepper: I HAVE TOLD YOU ALL REPEATEDLY TO KEEP BUCKY AND NATASHA AWAY FROM EACHOTHER IF THERE IS A CHANCE OF THEM BEING ALONE!! Y/N, NATASHA IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND SAM, BUCKY IS YOUR BOYFRIEND!! YOU TWO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM!!

Steve: What did they do?

Pepper: Let out every animal at the zoo

Sam: GODDAMNIT BUCKY!

Y/n: I.... can't fault them for that... I would have done the same

Peter: So would I

Bruce: That's because you two are partners in crime

Nat: So I am not in trouble with y/n?

Y/n: You should have brought me along 😣

Nat: Next time, sweetie?

Y/n: 😄😄😄

Tony, Steve, Bruce, Rhodey, Sam and Pepper: NOOOOO

Sam: James Buchanan Barnes, what have I told you about pulling stunts likes this?

Bucky: To talk to a responsible adult first so it doesn't happen

Sam: And what did you do?

Bucky: Didn't do what you told me to do and did the stunt

Wanda: Why would you...

Pietro: release every animal...

Wanda and Pietro: at the zoo???

Nat: They seemed upset to trapped in captivity

Bucky: We wanted to give them their freedom

Vision: Animals were placed in the cages for their safety.

Nat: No one wants to be locked up for entertainment!

Peter: Oh no

Thor: What is it boy of Spiders?

Pietro and Wanda: Oh no

Y/n: Oh no no no no no

Bruce: WHERE IS CLINT?!!

Tony: Babe, can we leave the country?

Steve: Where are you suggesting, tones?

Tony: Switzerland

Rhodey: Can I come?

Steve: Yes

Tony: So can Pepper and Bruce

Thor: But lady Pepper has a company to run

Pepper: I don't need to be in America to run the company, the jet is ready when you are.

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Tony: You guys deal with it

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Steve: Sam, you're in charge

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Bruce: You guys are way too stressful for me, even the hulk is stressed out znd doen with you all

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Rhodey: Peace out losers

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Sam: Well then...

Y/n: The fun police are gone

Nat: Clint, you're ok

Clint: I got away with it

Bucky: Only you would get trapped in the bird sanctuary with no way of getting out without getting noticed

Wanda: Was that why you freed the animals?

Pietro: As a distraction so Clint could get out?

Bucky: Yes

Sam: Ok

Peter: A part of me wants to know how Clint got stuck but a larger part feels like not knowing is going to save me a bit of trauma

Nat: You don't wanna know kid, trust me

Thor: Lady y/n, can we get some poptarts?

Y/n: Sure. Anyone wanna come??

Everyone but Vision: Yeah

Vision: This is not going to end well

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