Avenger x reader chatroom

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Tony has created a chatroom

Y/n has logged on

Peter has logged on

Wanda has logged on

Pietro has logged on

Tony: Hello sweet and innocent children

Y/n: Sweet?

Wanda: Innocent?

Peter: I don't remember Pietro being innocent

Pietro: Boy! WHAT?!

Wanda: I understand Peter being sweet and innocent but my brother?

Y/n: LOL! But seriously Tony, what do you want?

Tony: Can't I just talk to you four casually. Talking doesn't always have to mean something.

Peter: What do you want to talk about Mr Stark?

Steve has logged on

Nat has logged on

Bucky has logged on

Sam has logged on

Steve: Have you told them yet?

Bucky: Banner's ready for them

Nat: They haven't been told yet

Sam: Stark!

Y/n: Told us what?

Pietro: What's going on?

Wanda: Why is Bruce waiting for us?

Tony: I was going to break it to them gently. They're gonna freak out otherwise.

Peter: Mr Stark, can you tell us what they are talking about?

Tony: Banner just wants to do a medical check up. Blood pressure test, eye tests, the works. Just making sure that you kids are healthy.

Peter: Oh, ok then.

Sam: And blood tests.

Wanda: What?!

Nat: SAM! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO MENTION THAT!

Y/n: BLOOD TESTS! AS IN A NEEDLE GOING INTO MY ARM AND DRAWING OUT BLOOD?!

Steve: Yes

Bucky: You'll be fine

Pietro: YOU WON'T TAKE US ALIVE!

Wanda: YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME!

Y/n: I hate needles!

Sam: It won't kill you unless someone covered the needle in liquid poison

Sam has been disconnected

Nat: I hit him with the barrel of my gun. That'll keep him quiet

Steve: You didn't hit him too hard, did you?

Nat: No

Tony: Is he still breathing?

Nat: Slowly

Bucky: Is he bleeding?

Nat: A bit

Bucky: He'll be fine

Peter: The check up wasn't so bad

Tony: See, nothing to worry about

Pietro: How much did they pay you?

Peter: $10,000. I fainted when they did a blood test

Steve: PETER!

Y/n has been disconnected

Vision has logged on

Vision: Y/n is with Banner now

Wanda: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Pietro: Better her than me

Pietro has been disconnected

Peter: He's going next. Make sure it hurts

Bucky: Did you just web him to the door of the medical room?

Nat: I am so proud

Clint: The spider-son has made his mamma proud

Bruce has logged on

Bruce: Pietro has been done. Wanda's turn.

Wanda: How's Y/n?

Bruce: She's in the bathroom puking. She had a bad reaction to one of the injections.

Steve: I got the hairbands

Bucky: I got the mouthwash

Nat: I got the toothbrush

Steve, Bucky and Nat have logged off.

Bruce: Wanda, the sooner you get this done the sooner you and Vision can go on your date.

Wanda: I'm on my way now.

Wanda and Bruce have logged off

Tony: Vision stop grinning. It's getting creepy

Clint: Peter wanna go to coney island?

Peter: Yes!

Tony: HEY! PETER IS MY SON!

Clint: 🤷‍♂️

Peter and Clint have logged off

Tony: Oi!

Tony has logged off

I know it's short but it was just an idea I had.