Miia was just singing to herself while cooking some soup just for you.
Miia: Oh he's just going to love this.
And then as anything else could possibly, go any crazier, you show up.
(Y/N): Hey Miia, what's up?
Miia: Oh Darling, I got something for you!!!
She shows you the soup, and then-
(Y/N): OH GOD! THAT SMELLS!!!
You collapse right there.
Miia: AAAAGH! DARLING!!!! HANG ON!!!
She begins to give you mouth to mouth, and then-
Miia: Oh it's not working! I have to do the other best thing!
She begins using her breasts to try and resuscitate you!!
(Y/N): What the?! Oh God! Your food is just ... wow!
Miia: I'm trying! I swear on it!!!
(Y/N): I know, but it seems that you can't seem to get it right. Let me see if I can-
You then add some Ladyfish meat.
(Y/N): Now let's give it another try!
You give it a taste test, and-
(Y/N): Ah, much better!
Miia: How did that even possibly-
(Y/N): I'll have you know that I'm a professional Gourmet Hunter, and I'm friends with other amazing Gourmet Hunters.
The minute she tries it, she begins to freak!
Miia: THIS IS AMAZING!! DELICIOUS!!!!!
She hugs you, and nearly crushes your bones.
(Y/N): Agh. So ... Kawaii!
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Shounen Hero Book 4!!!!
FanfictionI'm back Baby!! And a lot more is happening than you think for this book!! More action, more heroes, more villains, more romance!! Even my sisters get in on the action!!! Well, it's Hero Time!!!
