Joker laughs to himself as he plans his most ingenious plan!
Joker: Once I send this missile over Gotham, BOOOM! It will be hit with the biggest explosive pie!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gotta love the classics!
He laughs to himself more and more.
Joker: Oh I crack me up. Time to flip the switch!!
He tries to do so, but then-
It's knocked out of his hand.
???: Your little prank is over Joker.
Batman appears.
Joker: Oh poo. It's Batman come to ruin my fun. So Bats, where's your little friend? I guess I thought he would show up for trying to kill his girlfriend!
Batman: Busy with your friends. I'm just cleaning up what was started.
Joker: Brother. HARLEY!!!
But no answer came.
Joker: Ugh! HARLEY GET OVER HERE!!
Still nothing.
Joker: WHERE IS SHE?!
Meanwhile...
Harley is dodging various stuff thrown at her.
Ochaco: Okay! I have to admit, I've seen some crazy lunatics in my day, but you take the cake.
Harley: Ha! Like I'm crazy! You just don't understand my devotion for Mr. J!
Ochaco: All I see is the fact he's going to throw you under the bus once he gets what he w-
Harley: HE'S NOT LIKE THAT!!!
Then she overhears-
Joker: AARGH!! HARLEY YOU ANNOYING TWIT, GET OVER HERE!!!!
Harley: He's just under ... stress.
Ochaco: Really?
Harley: Words can only mean as-
Joker: SEE IF I CARE IF YOU GET BLOWN UP IN A FIRE!!! OR IN MY BLAST!! OW!! WHY YOU- COME ON BATMAN, I'LL-
Batman continues to beat the crap out of Joker!
Joker: AAARGH!! HARLEY THIS WOULDN'T- STOP THAT!!!
Harley: Uh .....
Ochaco: Still in den-
She then sees Harley scream!!
Harley: THAT BASTARD!!
Back up...
Joker is getting beaten to a pulp, and he smiles.
Joker: Eat this Batman!
He throws a pie in his face!
Joker: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AGH!
But then he's punched in the face!
Harley appeared and she was angry.
Harley: EAT THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Joker: Woah! Harley, there you are. I didn't-
She takes out a bomb.
Harley: TIME TO GO KABOOM!!
Joker: HARLEY!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! BATMAN?!
He begins to freak out.
Harley: No jokes?! CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?! TIME FOR SOME PAYBACK!!!
He screams in fear.
Batman: HARLEY STOP!!
Just as she drops it-
Out comes a sign that says, BOOOM!!
Harley: GOTCHA!!
Batman just sighs.
Batman: Hahahaha.
Harley: Okay, never do that again. Your laugh is freaky.
Joker: That's not funny!
Harley: Oh it was!
Back down...
You appear right there.
(Y/N): Okay Ochaco! I'm here to-
Ochaco: Oh no need. I already did a good job.
(Y/N): Weren't you fighting-
Ochaco: Yeah, but I see that Harley might have gotten some payback.
(Y/N): I hope she finds someone better.
Ochaco: If she dates you, I'm going to faint.
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Shounen Hero Book 4!!!!
FanfictionI'm back Baby!! And a lot more is happening than you think for this book!! More action, more heroes, more villains, more romance!! Even my sisters get in on the action!!! Well, it's Hero Time!!!
