My Dinner with Yor!

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Yor arrived at the mansion, and she was twitching.

Yor: I can do this! I'm a feared assassin! I'm the Thorn Princess! I'm-

The minute the door opens-

Ren and Ran: Big Brother! It's your date!!!

Yor: I CAN'T DO THIS!!! THEY'RE A FAMILY!!!

You then show up to the front.

(Y/N): Oh hi Yor! These are my sisters, Ren and Ran!

Yor: Oh .... How special.

She was fidgeting.

(Y/N): You cold?

Yor: Lying makes it all worse! No. I'm fine. I just need to get inside.

Upon getting inside.

A tray of tea is laid out in front of the Thorn Princess.

Kinue: Oh you must be Yor! It's nice to meet another future Daughter-in-law!

Yor: Are you-

Kinue: Of course my darling Angel of a son would pick the cutest ones!

Yor: Cute?

She starts blushing beet red!

Kinue: Oh and you're blushing! Reminds me of Hinata-Chan!

Yor: There are more girlfriends of his?

Kinue: He also has 2 wives!

Yor: Is he this lucky with women? An entire harem, and he's already married to two of them?!

Kinue: Now there's no need to be nervous. Why don't you spend time with (Y/N)?

Yor: OF COURSE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

She rushes off.

Kinue: What a sweet girl!

And so...

Just as Yor is about to try and stab (Y/N), she is hugged on the leg.

???: MOMMY!!!

Yor saw Anya!

Yor: Anya?! What are you-

Anya: Mommy is going to be kissing Daddy soon!! That makes me super happy!!!

Yor: HUH?!

She drops her stiletto weapon there.

Yor: Why do I feel so vulnerable?!

(Y/N): You okay Yor?

Yor: Huh? Of course I am. I-

(Y/N): What you need is some wine.

You pour her a bottle of wine and mix some soda into it.

(Y/N): Here.

She takes a sip.

Yor: Oh this is good!

She grabs the bottle and starts chugging it!

(Y/N): NO!! NOT ALL AT ONCE!! THE WINE IS IMPORTANT FOR COOKING!!!

But then she hiccups.

Her face turns red and-

She grabs the weapon and attacks you!

(Y/N): YOR WHAT ARE Y-

Yor: YOU WILL DIE!!

Anya: DADDY!!! MOMMY STOP TRYING TO HURT DADDY!!!

You duck and try to hold her down, but she grabs your arm and twists it!

(Y/N): AAAAGH!!

You then reset it, and try to counter another swing from her, but then she slips and falls unconscious.

(Y/N): Sheesh, she's as aggressive as a drunk Erza!

Soon...

She wakes up on the couch, and has her dinner before her.

(Y/N): I hope you like Filet Mignon with some asparagus. Anya, make sure you eat all of it, if you do, you'll get an ice cream sundae with extra peanuts!

Anya: YAY!!!

Yor sighs.

Yor: Screw the money, I want something else more.

After eating...

Yor pulls you close.

Yor: (whispering) I'm actually an assassin.

(Y/N): WHAT?!

Yor: Don't worry, I've given up on trying to kill you. If you want another wife, I'm here. Plus, someone's got to take care of the little Angel.

Then Kinue appears and photographs you both!

Kinue: KAWAIII!! SO WONDERFUL!!

(Y/N): MOM!!!!

Yor just giggles!

Yor: You have a wonderful family. And-

Anya is seen snuggling up to you both.

Anya: I knew they'd make up! That's what was going on in their heads. Hi Mommy, hi Daddy!

You and Yor just sigh, and snuggle up with Anya.

It was official, Yor was in!

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