Gourmet Corps!

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Team RWBY head out in search of some rare ingredients! 

Ruby: Oh this is going to be super good! 

Blake: Well, I just hope we find a big fish or something. 

Yang: Then let's do it! 

She takes out a fishing rod! 

Yang: I'll just wait here and see if we get a- 

Weiss: You do remember that these are rare and exotic fish that we're looking for. How do you expect a giant fish to pop out of the water by using a fishing rod and some bait? 

Yang: Wait for it. Just wait for it. Give it some time. 

Then a bite starts to come from the line. 

Yang: AND HEAVE HO!!!

Yang: AND HEAVE HO!!!

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Madame Fish

Yang: NOW YOU'LL DO NICELY!!!!

She uppercuts the fish and starts to beat it. 

Yang: Now this is tenderizing. 

Blake: Okay, that looks good. 

She begins to drool and tries to wipe it off of her face. 

???: Hold it right there. That belongs to me. 

Yang: HUH?! Who said that?

???: I did!

Grinpatch (A member of the Criminal Organization, Gourmet Corp! He is a Sous Chef who can suck up objects with his straw and spit them back out for a massive and powerful attack!) 

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Grinpatch (A member of the Criminal Organization, Gourmet Corp! He is a Sous Chef who can suck up objects with his straw and spit them back out for a massive and powerful attack!) 

Weiss: And what are you supposed to be? A Beastman? Why do you have two extra arms? 

Ruby: Weiss, he must be a Dragon Born! 

Grinpatch: What are you talking about? I am a Sous Chef of the Gourmet Corp. I am Grinpatch. Just give me .. the whatever fish, and piss off. 

Yang: Or else you'll do what? 

Grinpatch: I'll swallow you all whole! 

He grips his straw and starts sucking in. 

This causes a massive amount of air to go into his mouth, and he blows a big cyclone! 

Ruby: WOAH!! WHAT KIND OF- HOW DOES HE DO THAT WITH A STRAW?! 

She uses Crescent Rose to hold on to the ground. 

Everyone else just grabs on. 

Grinpatch: Looks like you survived my Breath Missile. Though you will not be so lucky against, BREATH GUN!!

He starts firing air bullets from his straw. 

Blake: That is gross. It would be even worse if he was blowing spit. 

Weiss: Don't give him any ideas. 

Grinpatch: Had enough? Give me the fish already! Or I'll suck you all in again! 

Ruby: Try it again, you Bully!! 

Grinpatch: Very well then. 

He gets ready to suck in, but- 

(Y/N): MOCHI RASENGAN!!!

Toriko: FLYING NAIL GUN!!!

Both of you arrive and hit Grinpatch right in the face!

(Y/N): Hey girls! I'm here! Don't worry. 

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