You had gotten a call from a certain priest on your phone.
(Y/N): Hello? You there Garter?
???: Yeah, it's me. Are those two annoying bitches with you?
(Y/N): Panty and Stocking are with me yes.
Garter: Good, cause I'm going to have to ask you a favor.
(Y/N): OH GOD! You want me to look after them don't you?
Garter: They don't take any of their jobs seriously. I have to consistently deal with them!
Garterbelt (He's an immortal priest who has a thing for little boys and has been around since the creation of time! He was originally a criminal who was gunned down Scarface Style!)
(Y/N): Okay fine! I'll do it! Now where's the message?
Garter: You'll find it inside of Chuck.
(Y/N): Who?
???: CHUCK CHUCK!!
Chuck (Panty and Stocking's Pet!)
(Y/N): The way it says it's name reminds me of Guts.
The Mankanshoku family dog was clearly right in your mind.
Then lightning struck Chuck!!!
(Y/N): JESUS!!
Right there you pull out a message.
(Y/N): Demon attack? Oh shit!
At the school...
You go right into Star Academy and start killing ghosts!
And then-
???: Ugh! Who is this ruffian?
???2: Don't bother with him Sister. He's just-
Panty: HEY WHO THE FUCK?! NOT YOU AGAIN!!!
??? and ???2: WHAT THE?! NOT YOU BITCHY ANGELS AGAIN!!!
Scanty and Kneesocks (Demons who are members of Utopia! They seek to create the perfect society! They use their own weapons similar to Panty and Stocking!)
(Y/N): I can't believe those two are here.
Kneesocks: Someone has to put this school in order.
Stocking: Be restricting free will? How horrible!
(Y/N): Yeah! HOW ABOUT YOU GET LOST?!
Scanty: Actually boy-
They transform into some BDSM outfits!
Scanty and Kneesocks: You get lost from our school.
Panty: Ugh, not another fucking rumble with these whores.
Stocking: Oh stop your whining. The more you do, the shittier I feel.
Panty: Just keep quiet and I'll buy you 50 milkshakes, and 100 chocolate cakes.
Stocking: Deal.
The two then transform into their angel forms.
(Y/N): OH MAN THAT ALWAYS GETS HOT!!!
Panty removes her panties and turns them into a pistol.
Stocking on the other hand creates katanas from her stockings.
(Y/N): So wo-
They slap you in the face.
Panty and Stocking: GET FOCUSED MORON!!
(Y/N): Right.
You activate Ultra Instinct and bring forth a powerful-looking Stand!
Scanty: What the?! What is that?!
Kneesocks: Nevermind about it Sister! We must foc-
Then an explosion occurs from the ground!
Scanty: What is this power?
(Y/N): Have you ever heard of a man named Yoshikage Kira? He wanted to live a quiet life, but he kept on killing women and cutting off their hands. It was simple for him to do it. Because he could turn whatever he touched into a bomb.
Panty: Awesome! But focus!
She keeps shooting at Scanty, who fires back with her guns too!
Kneesocks was chopping at Stocking too.
(Y/N): Well, better try this again.
You keep punching at them multiple times over and over and over.
But they keep dodging over and over and over!
(Y/N): Okay, I better try something else. Come on!!
You then get out Sticky Fingers and come up with an idea!
You grab Panty and Stocking and pull them inside a zipper hole!
Scanty and Kneesocks: YOU COW-
But then one opens up, and-
(Y/N): KILLER QUEEN!!
You explode both of them in the face!
Scanty and Kneesocks: AAAGH!
After that, they are soon bound up by your Cream Starter!
(Y/N): Time to start talking ladies.
Panty and Stocking: FOR REAL!
They were cracking their knuckles.
YOU ARE READING
Shounen Hero Book 4!!!!
ФанфикI'm back Baby!! And a lot more is happening than you think for this book!! More action, more heroes, more villains, more romance!! Even my sisters get in on the action!!! Well, it's Hero Time!!!