candy truck]
Dru: Wait for me here.
Gru: Oh. Stop that! Ow! You kicked me.
[Dru opens a door]
Gru: Hey! Hey! What are you doing?
[Dru grabs the lollipops]
Gru: Did you just steal candy?
Dru: Yes!
Gru: That's a lot effort for two lollipops.
[the policemen go down to Gru and Dru]
Dru: Oh, oh, no! The police! What do we do, what do we do?
Gru: [laughing] Come on this is gonna be fun!
[they all go down, while they continue charging at Gru and Dru]
Dru: [screaming] THE POLICE ARE GONNA GET US! [screaming] I'M FREAKING OUT! PIGS!
[the car stops by the pigs]
Dru: COPS!
[the policemen continue riding down, landing by the pigs, then they continue driving faster, going left]
Dru: Ha! Whoa! They're back!
Gru: Ha-ha. All right. [presses a button, then the car flies up, putting a drill on, going underground, then going on the water]
Dru: Ooh, ooh, man, that was crazy! We were so close to getting busted.
Gru: Tell me about it. I thought you were going to pee your pants.
Dru: [offscreen] I did!
Gru: [offscreen] You did!
[cut to the Minions, walking down]
Minion: Hey, Mel.
[the man passes by the Minions]
Minion: Huh? La pizza.
[the Minions run down to get the pizza, while the Minions continue chanting, looking at the TV]
Officer Guard 1: What are you doing? Intruders! Intruders!
[the Minions continue running to get the pizza]
Officer Guard 2: There they are!
Officer Guard 1: Stop!
Officer Guard 2: Hey, you! Don't move! Halt!
[they all go inside]
Officer Guard 1: Call for backup!
[they all go in the dark, then the light turns on, then the microphone appears, then "Modern Major General" begins playing, pushing the Minion, then they start singing in Minionese]
Guard: Get 'em! Go! Go!
[the Minions continue singing "Modern Major General" in Minionese, with a guard walking to the Minions, taking a breath, then they continue singing, forming a heart shape, giving applause]
Guard 1: Hey, you!
Guard 2: Freeze!
Guard 3: Don't move!
Guard 4: Hands in the air!
[cut to Gru and Dru, taking their clothes off]
Dru: Ah. Face it, Gru, villainy is in your blood. You can't tell me you don't miss the rush, a little?
Gru: Uh, yeah, maybe a little.
Dru: And now you've got the chance to get back on top, get your mojo back, become Gru again. How awesome would that be?
Gru: Hmm.
Dru: Oh, please, come on. [whispers] Just one heist. There's got to be something out there, somewhere, that you still want to steal.
Gru: Hmm. There is something. How about we steal the largest diamond in the world?!
Dru: Yes! I love it! [kicks the water] Oh, thank you, brother! Thank you from the bottoms of my heart!
Gru: but promise me you'll tell June the truth! She needs to know.
Dru: I will! After the heist.
Gru: Dru!
Dru: ok. I'll do it before she goes to bed.
Gru: thats better.
[they all dance on the water]
Dru: Oh, you know what? We should do something to celebrate!
Gru: Oh-ho-ho! I have got the perfect idea!
YOU ARE READING
despicable me 3. June.
Fanfictionjoin the crew as Gru makes his way to Fredonia to meet his brother and niece. I have taken the script from the internet. My ocs and additions to the story are only mine.
