Y/n: .....
Monika.exe: zzz...
Y/n: how did it come to this?
I was having a peaceful dream about pancakes then I hear a noise but choose to ignore it.
It was all good and stuff till something heavy rams straight into me knocking the air out of me and waking me up from my pancake filled dream.
Looking down to see crystalized brown hair I see Monika.exe on top of me sprawled out with her head crushing my lungs and to make things worse for me is that she's in her crystalized form which means my whole body is being covered by a demon/virus like high school girl slowly killing me.
Now I was already aware of her sleepwalking shenanigans cause she's awoken me up plenty of times during the past months, however all those times she never came to my room which really caught me off guard.
I try to defuse the situation by trying to get her to her bed and off of me but the problem is she is a REALLY heavy napper which makes it almost impossible to wake her up.
Y/n: *nudges Monika.exe* Oi get off me and get in your bed you Buffon...
Monika.exe: hmm.....
Y/n: *whispers* damn it woman I don't want Lady Y finding this out to having infinite teasing over me ;-;
Monika.exe: .....
Y/n: *struggles to breathe* God damn it woman your killing me here.....
Monika.exe: .....
Y/n: this.......is............not..........how...........I.............wanted.............to.................die
Monika.exe: .....
Y/n: *anime tears* damn...........it......................I.................can't..................have..................anymore..............pancakes
Monika.exe: *stirs* hmm.... pancakes?
She wakes up to a odd pillow that said pillow was gasping for air as his lungs were free. She looks down to see an odd sight
Monika.exe: ......
Y/n: .....
Monika.exe: .....
Y/n: ......
Monika.exe: ......
Y/n: .........
Monika.exe: .......sleepwalking again?
Y/n: yep :/
Monika.exe: and I ended up here in your bed on top of you?
Y/n: yep :/
Monika.exe: ..........
Y/n: ........
Monika.exe: ................................................................
Y/n: ...................................................................
They stare at each other for 5 mins before Monika.exe changes back to her original form and lays on the opposite side of his bed.
Y/n: -_- You have your own bed you know?
Monika.exe: I know I'm too tired to walk there
Y/n: But it's only a hallway across-
Monika.exe: *snores* zzzz
Y/n: -_-
At this rate I don't care anymore as drowsiness takes over me and I crash my head on my pillow and dose off once more, and hoping I don't have to deal with a certain purple haired teaser who can't think straight.
~~~Meanwhile in another dimension~~~
Lady Y: *sneezes*
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Roommates with Monika.exe
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