Short Skit #3

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November

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Every man's worst enemy...

So, when you live in a house with demons/glitches that are all female...

It's kind of difficult to survive

Right now, Y/n is in his room with his front door, windows, and his closet door (Cause Lady Y) barricaded

Y/n: *sits on his bed* Alright....it's just for a month I just hope they can survive without me for that long (probably not...)

Lunatic Monika: *knocking on the door* Uhh why is yer door barricaded?

Y/n: It's November

Lunatic Monika: Ok? An-

Y/n: NNN

Lunatic Monika: oh...

Y/n: Yep, also could you guard my door from her?

Lunatic Monika: What do I get in return?

Y/n: ....Remember that pink hairbrush you wante-

Lunatic Monika: You got it boss!!

Y/n: (0_0) That was quick...

Now mostly everyone in the house knows about NNN but doesn't care much about it

However, two of them is a little overboard about it...

Speaking of the two...

Lunatic Monika: OH GOD WE GOT COMPANY!! AND FOR FUCKS SAKE MONIKA PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!

Monika.exe: I KNOW YOUR IN THEIR Y/N~

Y/n: Shit!!

Suddenly the closet door knocks

???: Oh Y/nnnnnnnnnn~ Open the door please~

Y/n: Fuck!!

Lunatic Monika: SHE'S TOO STRONG Y/N YOUR ON YOUR OWN Y/N!!

Y/n: Shit and Fuck!!

Y/n then goes to hide under his bed

As he does that both his door and closet door smashes open to reveal Monika.exe and Lady Y wearing......only their underwear

Monika.exe: Y/n I know you're in here~

Lady Y: You are sooooo gonna lose~

Y/n: NOT TODAY!!

Y/n dashed out of the room while throwing a smoke bomb in the room which surprises the girls

Y/n: *dashes in the living room* HAHA, nothing can stop me no-

He turns to see a really embarrassed Sayori.exe...........in a bikini

Y/n: ....

Sayori.exe: (;-;) .....

Natsuki.exe: .....

Yuri.exe: .....

Y/n: ....Who-

Natsuki.exe: *nervous* Lady Y-

Y/n: BAT.......NOW!!!

Natsuki.exe: Yes Sir!!

He takes his bat and storms upstairs

Natsuki.exe: She might actually die now

Yuri.exe: It would be impossible for her to-

Suddenly they hear a loud scream coming upstairs with some loud whacking noises

Yuri.exe: (0_0) I take that back.... she's definitely dead

Sayori.exe: (;-;) can I take this off now.....

Yuri.exe: You poor thing

Y/n then comes back downstairs bloody from head to toe

He goes up to Sayori.exe and gives her a comforting hug

Sayori.exe feels happy again

as for the two upstairs....

Lady Y: ow...

Lady Y: ow

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