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Ah yes December

The 25-day countdown till Christmas

The one year everyone enjoys

The Christmas part is the easiest

However, the decorating part....

Y/n: *Holding up a wreath* (-_-) Is it straight now?

Monika.exe: Hmmm........Sure

Y/n: Good now I can-

Monika.exe: Actually, bring it to the left a little more!

Y/n: YOU LITTLE-

Currently Y/n and Monika.exe are finishing up decorating the outside of the house while they left Lady Y and Lunatic Monika decorating the inside

That leaves Natsuki.exe and Majin Sayori to go out to the grocery store to get stuff to make Christmas cookies and Sayori.exe and Yuri.exe to put up the tree

Monika.exe: Ok It's good right there

Y/n: *Hangs up the wreath* F i n a l l y!

Monika.exe: It didn't look straight

Y/n: Does it really matter?

Monika.exe: Yes!

Y/n: (-_-) Women...

Monika.exe: What's that supposed to mean?!

Y/n: Nothing...

Monika.exe: *pouts*

Y/n: Don't give me that look!

Monika.exe: Whatever, we should check on the inside they should be done by now

Y/n: Yea

~~~Inside of the House~~~

Lunatic Monika: *pissed* WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT STRAIGHT ENOUGH?!?!

Lady Y: I'm saying that if you tilt it the other way it will be straight!!

Lunatic Monika: OBVIOUSLY BOOBS FOR BRAINS!!

Lady Y: AT LEAST MINE ARE BIGGER!!

Lunatic Monika: IF ANYTHING, THEY SHRUNK A FEW SIZES!!

Lady Y: UGH Fine we need another opinion!!

Y/n: *walks in*

Lady Y: Y/n did my boobs grow bigger or smaller~?

Y/n: *processing information* ..................................WHY IN THE WORLD DO I HAVE TO ANSWER THAT?!?!

Lunatic Monika: Don't bring him into this!!

Lady Y: Says the-

???: EVERYONE!!

They all turn to see Sayori.exe and Yuri.exe finished with the tree

Sayori.exe: I PRESENT TO YOU THE BEST CHRISTMAS TREE YET!!

Everyone: .....

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