𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖆𝖎'𝖉 | Kny x Reader

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭

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"MITSUUUUUUU OBANAAAAAAAIIIIIIII"
the childish (S/C) yelled from afar as they got closer by each second. The two mentioned duo snapped their heads, Mitsuri took a big bite out of her 27th mochi before rushing out of her seat to give the excited girl a big bear hug with Obanai following behind her.

"Hey there (Y/N)-san!! How are you?! Did anyone hurt you?! can you give me a piggyback now?!" Mitsuri bombarded you with questions not giving you enough time to answer. "Hello to you too Mitsuri!! And i'm doing good, No and sure!!" you replied, illuminating a positive energy. Obanai felt his lips twitch which was then nudged by Kaburamaru, he looked at the snake and approached you casually. You turned your head abruptly with a wide grin before greeting the male, "Hello Iguro-san! How is your date with Mitsu going?" you teasingly interrogated him. Him and Mitsuri can't help but blush deeply at your words making you cackle so hard you started wheezing. Mitsuri puffed her cheeks in fuming rage and started to bonk your head half-heartedly "(Y/N)-san!! Don't say stuff like that!! it's embarrassing!!" She yelled but (Y/N) couldn't stop laughing, she felt tears rolling down her face "HAHAHAHAHA WAIT WAIT- *cough* WHAHAHAH- OH I CAN'T BREATH!-... HELP-.." You clutched Obanai's pants in pain. Making him blush more from the sudden thoughts that appeared in his mind, "WAAAAAH!! SOMEONE HELP!! (Y/N)-SAN IS DYIIING!!" Your gluttonous friend screamed in horror, man all this shit just made you impossibly laugh harder. You eventually choked on your spit and temporarily die.

'i think i'm hard..'

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You stirred around as you groaned, your (E/C) eyes fluttering open and the first thing you saw was leaves that came from pretty tree with rays of sunlight shining through it majestically. You felt something soft supporting the back of your head, you sat up to realize you were sitting on Mitsuri's lap and-

"WAAAAH! M-MITSU- AH! hehehee..thighs wait- AAAAAAAAH!" you exclaimed in embarrassment and glee, The pink haired individual looked at you and merely smiled. "It's okay (Y/N)-san! you can lay on my lap anytime!" Mitsuri reassured you but that made you blush more, "SNFKDBBONSJFJDBDIJDNJZKCJC heehhehe thighs..~ KKJJIKBSIHFJDJDBJJFHE" (Y/N).exe stopped working, you hid behind Iguro shyly after you took some of his onigiris, he didn't mind though he just thought it was cute.

"T-thank you.." you thanked Iguro for letting you steal his food and proceeded to eat. He hummed in response and continued eating. "Man.. I want some pizza.." you said, The girl across the table perked at your desire and can't help but ask "What's a 'pitusa'?" You chuckled at her pronunciation before replying giddily " It's a very VERY delicious snack!" you told her with a grin that was drooling hungrily. Her eyes shined in excitement while Iguro listened silently listened while giving a few rice grains to Kaburamaru.

"Finish your food first and then i'll show you how to make it!"

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And as promised you were now in your estate, The estate was surrounded with a body of water filled with koi fish, You saw Goto feeding two of them so you went to him and decided to see it cause why not "Hi Goto-san! How are you?" You asked the fellow kakushi. "Greetings, (L/N)-san, i'm doing fine!" Goto replied not bothering to look at you nor stand up, You saw him feeding Tui and La so you left him alone. The two Hashiras rose a brow at their difference of attitude when it comes to you, "Why didn't he bow at you nor look at you? It's weird.." Iguro questioned curiously, Mitsuri nodded in agreement as you walked inside the estate. "Yeah! Isn't it weird? You're a Hashira! they should bow!" She exclaimed, thinking that they were really rude. You shook your head waving it off, "It's fine! I told all of them to not do that around me cuz it felt reeaaaaally weird a few of then complied but a lot of them still treated me highly, probably because they prefer doing that or something. Hahaha! no need to worry bro!" you explained before the hashiras only nodded in response, still weirded out.

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You looked at the uncooked pizza that was engulfed in flames, a triumphant smirk adorned your face in pride while you rub your hands on your apron to remove the flour that was stuck to your hands, "Now we gotta wait!" You tell the duo who watched the furnace patiently

One minute..

two minutes..

three minutes..

four..

five.. 

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time passed and you decided to finally pull out the pizza out. Mitsuri finally woke up when she got a whiff of the delicious yet unfamiliar scent. She shook Iguro who groaned before seeing the awaited food they waited for an eternity or that's what it felt like to them..

You smiled and looked for the knife and sliced the pizza evenly, "dig in!" You invited them, Mitsuri was the first to move. She lifted the triangular delicacy to her lips before biting into it.

munch

munch

munch

gulp

She swallowed the food and in a blink of an eye the food she was holding was suddenly gone "ooooh!~~~ it's so delicious!!~ Iguro-san you have to try this!~~" Mitsuri sung in delight while motioning the only male in the room to try
your definitely original food. You decided to get a plate and put a slice of pizza before giving it to Iguro. "Here! So you can eat in the other room!" Iguro looked at you with admired eyes and gently took your food. He walked away and after a few minutes he was back "Good job (L/N)-san, it's not bad" he told you, and you grinned at him and ushered him to get some more. You watched as everyone had a great time and also gave sone to the hardworking Kakushis running around in your estate.

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~ TAISHO SECRETS ~

× You gave the Kamaboko squad three boxes of pizza since you know how gluttonous Inosuke is.

× You gave the rest of the Hashiras some and now they come to your house two to three times per week while Kyojuro and Tengen visits you on a daily

× the author added Murata and Goto to the love interests

× Watch the author change the writing style each chapter cuz of her forgetfulness

× Oyakata-sama liked your pizza and asked for the ingredients and instructions

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