Once upon a time, there was this guy. Tha guy was a boy, he was such a boy that he was a girl. He was a transgender, so everyOne called him shim. That is his real name, not an insult. He was in love with a woman (he was born a woMAN) name Joeseph. Joeseph was as ugly as Nash Grier. No way less ugly then that piece of dirt. Everyone liked Shim. Shim was super ugly like Justin Bieber. Then shim and Joeseph got married. Then shim pooped in her mouth, now they are not friends. And they broke up. They had a kid named lippyjonesamonsamoochaty, when they divorced they threw him in a lake so it can die. Then shim met a girl named Joeseph and Joeseph met a guy named shim. It was the same person as before but their stupid a**e* didn't know that. So they got married AGAIN and named their kid Shakeosha she became a famous fighter who knocks tf out of people. So Joeseph and Shim kill her Because she keeps trying to fight people. Then Joeseph decided it would be okay tolay with scissors, so she was slinging them around and cut her head off, since they were poor shim ate her head for dinner. Then he hanged himself and died and now they live happily ever after.
