Once upon a time there was this guy and girl. The girls name was guy and the guy's name was girl. Girl and guymwere married, they were serial killers. They killed 8473010192833 people, they had a lot of fun together. They were never wanted by the police because they paid them off. Then, while in labor, guy was trying to push the baby out of her violin while Girl was punching her in the face for support. Once the baby popped out of Guy's Bagel, they named it Shabalabadingdong. That was probably the ugliest baby in the world. But he got all the girl dogs. Shabalabadingdong was a very tall newborn. Right when he popped out he was 187'1. Girl and Guy decided they didn't want the baby, so they put it in a shredder and killed it. Then Guy thought about what she did and shot Girl in his butthole. Then when Girl was dead, he shot Guy in her donut. Then, they lived happily ever after.
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