Kel learns how babies are made

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Thanks to @Sl33pd3pr1v3dl3sb14n for the idea :D (also I'm switching ships from sunflower to cactiflower sorry)

Kel: how are babis made
Aubrey: PFF YOU DIDNT ALREADY KNOW??JIDEMKSMKJSMDJDNFMJMM LMFAO
Hero: well when two people love each other very much,
Aubrey: FUCK THAT
Aubrey: when two people have sex and one of them is fertile-
Hero: (somehow covers her mouth over text don't ask how)
Hero: when two people love each other very much they decide to have intercourse, and then after nine months, one of them will give birth to a baby :)
Sunny: or abort it
Hero: or abort it.
Kel: ok thankz
Mewo: kel and basil love each other very much will they have a baby?
Basil: WHAT
Kel: WHAT
Mari: Hi mewo! Unfortunately, that is not how it works <3
Sunny: how is the cat typing wtf
Aubrey: Yeah how IS the cat typing-
Hero: Kel and Basil love each other?
Basil: (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)💕
Kel: yes :D
Aubrey: wow I'm shocked
Sunny: I've known for about a week now actually
Basil: WHAT o(>< )o
Sunny: I saw you guys kissing behind Gino's
Aubrey: LMFAOOOOOO??? YALL AINT SLICK BAHAHAHAHA
Hero: kel we need to have a talk.
Aubrey: AW SHIT PUNCTUATION?!
Kel: ok bye see y'all at my funeral byeeee <3

Sorry this chapter took so long I started it but then forgot and then my grandmas cancer got worse and now she cant even talk to us and it's rlly sad but hey the show must go on amirite

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 07, 2022 ⏰

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