This is why you dont let your mcyt fan friends use your devices

704 17 11

by phatcoochielipz

by phatcoochielipz

{A/N} this is partially me complaining about the fact that my mcyt fan friend used my iPad and now my search history is all frickin quackity songs but through basil so bear with me (also I'm changing Aubrey to 🏳️‍🌈⚾️)(they didn't have a baseball bat)
(New a/n: I don't support dream nor am I a fan of the dream smp anymore)
🏳️‍🌈🌸: why is the 'badboyhalo cuss song' in my reccomended-
🏀🤔: uhh
🏳️‍🌈🌸: what in the heck is a dreamnotfound
🏀🤔: look it up
🏳️‍🌈⚾️: ok basil, don't panic but I think a mcyt fan got hold of your phone
🏳️‍🌈🌸: huh?
🏀🤔: uhh why do you think that?
🏳️‍🌈⚾️: you're in luck because I know many foolproof ways to find an mcyt fan
🏳️‍🌈🌸: oh ok then
🏀🤔:...
🏳️‍🌈⚾️: I'm doing this with some random stuff I know of btw, I have like 3 mcyt fans in my gang so I know some stuff
🏀🤔: ok-
🏳️‍🌈⚾️: 🎶you should clean your hair,🎶
🏀🤔:...
🏳️‍🌈⚾️: 🎶cause lice is dAnGERoUs🎶
🏀🤔:
🏳️‍🌈🌸: you said this is foolproof
🏳️‍🌈⚾️: oh, I didn't factor in that this person may be a bit resistant-
🏳️‍🌈⚾️: guess I'll keep trying
🏳️‍🌈😡: 🎶he's in your bed🎶
🧝‍♂️🔮: 🎶I'M IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT!🎶
🏳️‍🌈⚾️: dang it 'tHe mAvErIcK'
🏳️‍🌈⚾️: ugh. I guess I have to pull out the big guns.
🏀🤔: what-
🏳️‍🌈🌸: I feel intimidated
🏳️‍🌈⚾️: 🎶sometimes all I think about is you🎶
🏀🤔:
🏳️‍🌈⚾️: 🎶late nights in the middle of June🎶
🏀🤔: hhhhhh
🏳️‍🌈⚾️: hm?
🏀🤔: 🎶HEAT WAVES BEEN FAKIN ME OUT! CAN'T MAKE YOU HAPPIER NOW!🎶
🏳️‍🌈⚾️: we found the mcyt fan basil
🏳️‍🌈🌸: okie dokie
🏀🤔: well crap-
🧝‍♂️🔮: one of us
🏀🤔: what
👼🔮: one of us
🏀🤔: help
👓🍬: one of us
🏀🤔: mom come pick me up I'm scared

{A/N} and that's the end, I'm running out of ideas, figure out who the hooligans in the chat are, bye