Mario and pitch sat on the plain. it was meant to take off at 12:30pm but it was now 12:45pm!!! the flight attendants kept popping around to say they are sorry for the delays but apparently something was happening with the captain. uh oh! that's nawt good!!!! mario kept fidgeting around because he was anxious about the delay. "i have to see what's going on!" said mario to pech. "don't cause a scene mario! the plane will take off soon im sure" peach said as she rolled her eys and looked back down at the planes food n drinks menu. mario lookd at her for a sec and realised she was looking at the alcohol on the menu! he smacked the menu out of her hands and threw it on the floor "peeracach!!!!!!! you said you would stop drinking!!!!!!!!!" peach started getting angry and was about to say something but mario stormed off into the planes cock pit. "WHATS A THE HOLD UP!!!!!!!" mareo then glanced down and saw a very very sweaty and defeated looking man. he was very tall and had brown hair and eyes with huge bags under both of dem. "uh uh what....." he mumbled with a dazed expression. the cabin reeked of alcohol and he saw empty bottles lying around the floor. mario got so angry "not yew too!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled and slammed the door. the captain wos drunk!!! who wos gonna flu the plane naw???!!!!!
mario sat back down in angry. GRRRRRAAAGGRRWHWHWJATTGE he was so mad!!!!!! he didn't want to see another alcoholic beverage ever again!!!! he then turned next to him and realised peech had ordered a whisky!! NAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but before he could say anything the strange blue hedgehog beside him said "alcohol is bad ukno..." mario wos shocked! maybe this guy wasn't so reclusive after all!! "i was thinking the same thing" mario said to him "i didn't ask" said te blue guy. oh nvm....
sudden the plane started two moove and an announcement sounded throe the plane! "uhm..yeh so this is ur um captain speakin...uhhhhh todae we r flying too fart island..." he means heart island! what a nut case!!!! "...uhhhhhh yeh so umm im gonna take off now n that ok bye" mario folded his arms across his chest angrily. that guy shuld not be driving the plain!!! he is obviously drink! y is no one stoopin him?!!!?
the plain suddenly started racing down the runwae ZOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!
the whole plain was swerving all over the place! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG!!!! everyone was screaming as the air craft started drifting on the grass next to the runwae! som how the plane managed to get in the air and the captain came on the speaker again "weeee!" he said he in a very drunk voice. the plane started spinning in circles in the air. everyone on the plane even the flite attendants were gripping on for dear life!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOAAAHHHHHHHH the plane was flipping around and going bat shit crazy!! how is this even possible!!!!!!!!! thought mario!! the emergency door even swung open and some people fell out!!!!! holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mario turned to the blue hedgehog and he was just sitting and listening to music with like no expression??? wtf??? and then he turned to peach and she was sculling down like 80 tiny bottles of tequila!!! jesus christ!!!!!!!! we r gonna fucking die!!!!! mario squealed like a little girl but then suddenly the plane stopped swerving and flipping around n everything bekame calm agaen. thank gawd!
"aha...sorry bout that..." the captain said on the microphone. yeah...you better be sorry... mario thortg angry. "see what happens when u drink too much!" maero yelled at peach. but peech was drunk too.
maybe this trip wasn't such a good idea...it was horrible so far and they hadn't even arrived at the island yet!!!!
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the island of secrets...
HumorMario and Princess Peach are having a rough patch in their relationship. In an effort to patch things up Mario books them a trip to a small tropical island...but when they arrive things get.........weird.