the island of secrets...

chapter for - something fishy...

mario and peach stared at the tall figure in front of them.. "i-i uh need some help..." the figure smelled bad like sweat n stuff. "uhhh who r u??" sad maio. the figure then stepped forwad into the lite where mareo and peech could see them. IT WAS THE CAPTAEN!!! oh naur! he looked pathetic! he was standing all awkwardly n sad like 👉👈!!!! "noooooo way!!!!!! i am NOT helping you!" mario yelled. "PLZZZZZSZZZ!!!" he sad wiff kawaii eyes. "NO!!!" mario yelled n he turned around to walk away but peach wos staring at the pathetic pilot. "of course we will help! what do you need?" she said sweetly. "UUURRRGGGHHHHHHGH" mario groaned  "peach DO NOT help him he is the horrible drunk captain of the plane!!!!!" but perch was no listenin. "what's ur name??" she asked. "um well my name is woody..." he said shyly. "and well uhh..umm i just need a place to stay..i don't have money for a flige home n now im trapped on this island.." NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO mario screamed "U CANNOT STAY WIFF US!! OUR BUNGALOW ONLY HAS WON BED AND WE WANT PRIVACY!! AAANNNND I HATE U!!!!!"
woodys eyes began welling up w tears n he began to sniffle like a little pussy! "awwwwwww mario!!! don't be so rude!!!!!" peach said angrily. "hey don't cry!!" she sad to wody but it wos too late cuz ge collapsed on the ground and began sobbing uncontrollably. he cried so much the whole path started to flood. "peach! we cannot help this pathetic loser of a man!!! i will not allow it!!!" peach didn't listen "of course u can stay w us <3!!" she said. he looked up w huge sad eyes. "rly..?" he asked w his lip pouted. "yes! now come on we are going to the pool! u can join us n tden we will hed bak to the room and get u settled!:)))" she said and she helped in up.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENED???? mario was soooooooo mad omg he couldnt even take eit! uuurrrggghhhhhhghhhhhhhh!!!

they got to the pool and woddy wos like "um i don't hav swimmers" mario shot him a dirty look "then u can guard our stuff then! or is that too much for u to manage???" peach rolled her eyes at her hubby. "mario quit et! woodey im sure they have some swim suits at the gift store or resort shop or something" she said. "oh uh no..it's okay um i'll just do what uh mario said and umm i'll just guard ur things..." what's wiff this lunatic!
mario wos so mad this was happening he was about to get on a boat n try to get to anoerth island so he could be awae from everyon! then suddenly he saw a flash of blue in the corner of his eye. he turned his head and saw the blue hedgehog from the plain!!! he wos just chilling in the shallow end of the pool. he didn't seem to be having a lot of fun but mayb mario culd talk to hum and finally find out his name.
then suddenly a blonde girl who worked at the resort stopped by the blue dude. "ginger beer for sonic??" she asked and he nodded.
sonic...so that's his name....

mario was now eager to get in the pool so he could talk to sonic. he took off his shirt and immediately dived in the pool. "no diving" said a very normal looking guy who's name tag said "max" ...mario rolled his eyes at the employee and then started to make his way towards sonick. but then!!! sonic got out of the pool and rushed off out of the area. FUCK!! mario thot! when will he get anotha chance to talk to this guy????. peach then gots in the pool "it's cold!!" she exclaimd. yeh that wos true , the pool was pretty cold. mario n peach then began swimming around a little bit. petch looked rlly hot in her swim suit dayum!! she kept trying to order something from the bar but mario wouldn let er. woody was standing so fucjing awkwardly near there bags n shit n everyone kept staring at him. he looked super dirty n sweaty n weird. he kept looking around nervous wot is wiff this idiot,,he is so weird!!! mario just hated this man and now they had to stay with him!! URGH! how were they gonna hav any kind of romantic sexy time w this waste ov space following them around!!