Jesus's Bong

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CHAPTER SUMMARY:
You meet her under the flashing lights of a Stark party their dark hair practically floated behind him and that's when you know you're probably gonna shit yourself if you don't find the bathroom right now cause that bread was definitely getting to you.

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Alr get ready to time jump! it's a few months later and Wilby's got a new job for you and the rest of the crew while he's a bit sick. 
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Wil handed Ranboo the bag from the sidewalk of what I assume is his house. I sat in the driver's seat of my BRAND NEW iconic pink car as Tommy, Bill and Tubbo sat in the back seat talking about something involving the most efficient way to kill a person with raw spaghetti. I don't know how they got on that subject but I'm not gonna question it. 

"Show them this card," he handed it to Ranboo. "don't lose it." 

"Yes, you can definitely trust me with this." Ranboo gazed at the card longingly, a mischievous glint in his eyes. 

Wil, without another thought and an incredibly stern look, snatched it from his hands and handed it to Tommy. Tommy looked confused but shrugged and put it into his pocket. Wilbur leaned away from the car, shifting his blanket to rest easier on his shoulders and waved us off before heading back into the building. 

After a few seconds of silence, I hear from the backseat, "Is Wilbur going to die? Is that why he isn't coming with us?" Bill leaned forward with his hands on the front seats from his middle seat.

"Nope, just a fever problem. No one's dying." I hear a sigh of relief from my words from Tommy.

"Well, if he dies, can I have some of his necklaces?" Bill received a slap on the arm from Tubbo.

I roll my eyes and start driving to the expensive condo, the boys continue their conversation with Ranboo. I stop at the front of the building and let them out.

"Don't wait for me. Just head on in." I state before giving them some plastic baggies and driving off to find a parking space. I eventually find one, park and head inside to see Tommy waiting for me. 

"I told you to head on in without me." 

"I know, but I thought they wouldn't let you in without the card." He shrugged before following me, shoulder to shoulder, into the party. "ah alright." I bump shoulders with him in a friendly manner and we smile lightly at each other.

We open the door to the condo and are hit with some loud house music. 

"You look like you're about to shit yourself." I say laughing at his face. 

"No! I'm fine! I'm fine." He speed walks in further without me. I chuckle to myself and move ahead into the sea of dancing bodies. 

after a while of wandering around, the bag is almost gone. I see Ranboo standing above everyone as he usually does. I hold up my hand and he gives me a high-five, even beneath his mask I can see a smile in his eyes and there's something about the look that tells me he's genuinely having fun. 

"You running low yet?" I attempt to shout as loud as I can. I've learned through this job that I'm not the biggest social butterfly and I often grow unheard if I don't shout a bit.

"Oh I've been out, Tubbo is the only one left with anything!" He shouts back.

"Really? But he looks so sweet!"

"Yeah, that's the problem they think he's a cop!" 

"Awe, poor Tubbs!" We laugh and try to find the boy.