Natsume Ice Cream Fic.

Part 6: Shock.

"W..what?..." Tsumugi gasped. Tsumugi cannot believe that his band mate, Natsume Sakasaki from the hit game Ensemble Stars, writes homesmut headcanons? "Tsumugi.. why are you reading my homesmut headcanon book on wattpad.." Natsume shakes violently in fear and anger. Only REAL homestuckies like him and his best friend DIRKSTRIDERSSHADEZ6969 can read his amazing homesmut headcanons!! His headcanons are way too 𝒮𝒫𝐼𝒞𝒴 for him. "Nononono.. you can't read anymore." Natsume steals Tsumugi's computer and closes his tab. "BRO WTF I WAS ON THE PAR-" Tsumugi complained, but was interrupted by Sora's screaming.
AAAAAAAAAA!!!" Sora squealed, in fear. "NOT AGAIN, WWHATHAPPENED???" Natsume asked, speaking like Eridan Ampora's typing quirk now. Sora cried, "WHY ARE YOU GUYS READING HOMESMUT?? :((("

Tsumugi threw his head dramatically in Sora's direction, the swooping of his hair almost audible.

"THIS ISN'T HOMESMUT, THIS IS REAL LITERATURE. YOU WOULDN'T GET IT." Tsumugi shouted at him, still somehow keeping a happy smile. I'm seriously starting to be worried about how he's had the the exact same expression this entire time..

Hinata appeared out of the blue and slapped the back of Tsumugi's head. "I'M MAKING AN INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT CALL TO THE DECEASED'S LOVED ONE, HAVE SOME RESPECT." He screamed, phone held to his chest.

"OH YEAH, WWELL SO AM I!" Natsume from hit game Ensemble Stars said, joining the quickly growing argument. As this ensued however, BOTH OF THE SAKUMA BROTHERS APPEARED OUT OF THE BLUE?!

"You called?" Ritsu said, staring at Natsume as he opened the backdoor and nonchalantly walked in. Rei, however, was now sat in the passenger seat trying to convince Sora to swap seats with him so he could drive instead being he was like, actually an adult.

"-Sora, you don't understand what I'm trying to say. One, we're literally on the run from the police. Two, I'm legally an adult and able to get a license, unlike you, a 16 year old."

"YOU'RE LIKE A BAJILLION YEARS OLD IM NOT LETTING YOU DRIVE!"

There was so much going on, they didn't even notice that one of the policemen from before had entered the truck. "PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR B- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA𝓂𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑔" He attempted to say, before Rei grabbed the steering wheel abruptly and started driving as quickly as he could.

Ritsu took a literal fucking machine gun out of pocket somehow and pointed it at the policeman (who is Wateru by the way if you couldn't tell). "We're already technically criminals. What's two more crime committed? This is now a hostage situation." He said, completely deadpan.

Suddenly, as if we didn't already have enough members as part of the main cast, DISMAS MERSIV BURST THROUGH.. THE ROOF? I DON'T KNOW HE LIKE PRYED IT OPEN OR SOMETHING HES LIKE THAT.

"へっぉ絵ヴぇりょんえ、ヘアrdむっりt知恵dL真央。うぁtはっぺんえｄ？！" he said, talking in broken Japanese, almost as if he had installed his Windows setting's Japanese  keyboard in order to translate The Summer When Hikaru Died, but then it didn't work so he just downloaded something which translates it for him and worked with what he envisioned to be happening instead.

Hinata nodded, his tears still pouring but now it's kind of less like pouring and more like they're fucking flying around the vehicle cause of how horrendous Rei's driving seems to be. Maybe Sora was right to deny him the drivers seat originally...

Tsumugi grabbed the megaphone he carries around in his weird gross birds nest of a haircut and held it to his lips. "GUYS, I GET THAT A LOT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW, BUT WE HAVE BIGGER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT RIGHT NOW. LOOK OUTSIDE!"

Any that could see outside, almost in sync, looked behind them and witnessed something which could only be described as true terror.

As well as the entirety of Fine (minus Wateru cause now he's being held hostage for the LOLzies by Ritsu and also minu Yuzuru cause Sora fucking ran him over earlier), they now had all of Eden and also a big ol' police car coming towards them at light speed?!!!!!!!!!

"D理ヴぇふぁS手R画やSS" Dismas screamed at the top of his lungs, and Rei, someone who teaches specifically broken Japanese as a side job, knew what he was trying to say and had the truck drive faster than it ever had before.

TO BE CONTINUED... IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.......