Eddsworld x reader

Future tord❤️🦾

Someome flirts with you:
Hes the red leader, trust me no ones going near you

What he does to get cuddles:
He just goes up to you and hug you, you don't have a choice, this poor man is full to the roof of paper work if he want to get away from it let him

Where he likes to kiss you:
Everywhere! There is no where on your baby left unmarked he's so busy so when he gets a second away it's all on you xx

How many childen he wants:
All of them! 5-6 bloody 10!! Yes he probs won't be there from them that much, but it mean hell be able to get away from his work more too hang out with them and stuff

How they are in bedd:
It's tord.. I don't think I need to say anymore

What he does when your mad at him:
Gets upset, like he just starts to moan at you, like u would probs be pisses that he's too busy with work and he would he like 'babbeeee I'm sorrryyy but I'm the leader of the worldddd this is harder then I thoughhghhhttt please kjære!'

If tord flirts with u:
Yeah good luck :)

When u make him food:
He's so happy, he normally misses meals so when you make something it's like an angel blessing

If you cheated on him:
Your not, there's no way people would a low it, as one of his rules is 'no ones about to flirt with to rf partner' and if they are they are being tortured and you would not be about out the house anymore :)

When they meet your family;
They have to like him, tho he would be really nice with them- well he would just be himself, but nice bc there your family, there related or raised you, so they made you who you are now and there nothing more he could ask for

First date:
Fancyest restaurant and probs a show or carnival

Nicknames:
Babe, dear, kjære and more cute ones like that

Your pregnant
He's over the moon, first of all, heir to the red leader, a child! It's a little him and you!! He's so excited! And excuse to get out of work!