That One Mitchika Fanfic

I WAS CHASED!!!!!

Mitchika, like a bad bitch, opened the lid and entered the main road. The breeze blew her back which made her look even more beautiful and gorgeous than usual but she couldn't just stand there and look beautiful, she had to run. There could be like, a remnant of despair. So, package in hand (which Yotag brought out and handed to her), she ran very daintily. She imagined that she was running so beautifully that a remnant of despair would not want to kill her cause everyone would feel so much despair comparing their looks to hers.

For about the next 5 minutes, Mitchika ran hotly. Her shorts, her tank top, and her sneakers (which were all covered in pink glitter) made it quite easy. When choosing her clothes, she chose the pink, glittery ones because in the woods, they would shimmer so bright, the remnants watchng her would go blind even if they didn't due to how beautiful she is, which has happened before. But apparently, her amazing plan didn't work.

snap

"Huh what's that?," her brilliant brain thought to herself. At that moment, she started growing a bit nervous but since she is amazing, she stayed extremely calm and collected. She then started to walk normally, head up high. Whoever broke that branch had to know how much of a bad bitch Mitchika was. Then she heard it again.

snap

"Omg," she thought to herself, "Someone is like following me. It wasn't random!". Before, her worries weren't as justified, after all, it might have just been a rabbit but now she knew someone was following. But she had to make sure no one knew. So, she didn't even stop, she just continued to be a bad bitch and walked. But before that, she made sure to stay alert. Someone or something was definitely following her. She had to seem calm but be aware of her surroundings. This would turn out to help her because in just one minute.

SLASH

Someone, someone with a sword had attacked her. They had intended to stab her but because Mitchika is so smart, she was able to realize that someone was about to attack her. She had saw a figure run out of the bushes, a sword in hand and try to stab her. However, because of her martial arts skills, she was able to dodge the sword by ducking. The sword then proceeded to get caught in a tree. She had a feeling she knew who it was but when she looked up it was confirmed. It was the swordsman! He was somehow alive and in perfect shape. Well he looked as good as he did before, which is more of an insult now. He was extremely skinny, had long, black greasy hair, was wearing a tight black tank top, tight black pants, and had a black bandana on. He had scars all over his body, even his face, but he had obviously survived all of these encounters which scared Mitchika.

"How the fuck are you alive!," Mitchika screamed, "I like totes shot you with electricity! You should be dead dumbass!"

"That's your job. An idiot who shoots a sword instead of the man is too stupid to deserve to live. And believe me, you will be soon," the swordsman said. He then pulled the sword out of the the tree and stab Mitchika. Well tried to stab.

"OH HELL NO!," Mitchika screamed. She then proceeded to jump out of the way of the sword, not getting hit. "I am Mitchika, the one that killed your colleague, you really think you can kill me?"

"Yes, I do. I wouldn't be attacking you if I didn't think I could." 

"Well you're wrong. I will defeat you! I am Mitchika after all."

"Well Mitchika, prepare to lose and die."

"Ha, nice joke!," and with that an epic battle between the two started. The swordsman started the conflict by slashing at Mitchika. Mitchika, with her amazing skills, was able to dodge all of the attacks. Though she did have a major loss. A strand of her got cut off! This was major loss for Mitchika and this is when she realized she had to stop dodging the swordsman and fighting back. "Gah if he cuts anymore of my hair off, I will look 2% less hot! I can not have that," she thought to herself. So using her karate skills, she fought back. This state of him slashing at her then her kicking him lasted for a few minutes, making them both weaken. Mitchika was getting tired from this constant dodging while the swordsman was feeling pain due to the all the attacks. They were at an equilibrium, both equally matched. This would last forever if they didn't stop and Mitchika had somewhere to like, be! So Mitchika ran.

"Ugh, we are like equally matched. You will never defeat me and I will never defeat you. How about we just end this and go our like, separate ways," Mitchika pleaded.

"No, you must die for despair to prevail. Hope never wins," the swordsman responded, picking up his sword but more weakly this time.

"Oh who gives a fuck about hope and despair? I care about living. I understand having a despair phase, I did too, but jeez, I just thought Junko was hot, I didn't kill people."

"Well the difference between us is that I do because I care so much about despair, so you know what it must prevail!," and with that, he ran to her with his sword but this time, Mitchika ran.

"OH FUCK THAT SHIT!," Mitchika screamed. She then proceeded to climb up a tree and jump from each branch since she couldn't break the branches due to how skinny she is.

After that, Mitchika proceeded to jump branch to branch. She expected to see the swordsman behind he wasn't. "Well isn't that strange," she thought to herself, "Something's definitely going on isn't it?" Her thoughts would turn out to be right because in the next minute, her leg got grabbed. She then realized something. He was following her but from a lower branch! Quite smart but she was smarter. She had a good idea. At that moment when her ankle was pulled, she let herself fall. She'd play a trick. While she was falling, pack in hand, she grabbed a branch from another tree. It was a miracle and she was really proud of herself but for her plan to succeed, she'd have to continue to run. So even if kind of panicked, she continued to jump, still with her luggage somehow. She hurried and hurried to the point she saw nothing. At some point she stopped jumping and there was nothing. The noise of the previous jumping had to have been overshadowed by her own jumping but now, that she stopped, there was no noise. She was safe. But she had realized something. That man tried to kill her, she had to kill him instead! But what could she do? She couldn't defeat him with her karate skills. But maybe she could just? At that moment, Mitchika opened her pack and looked inside. She then had an idea

...

"Ooh, look what you made me do, look you made me do, look what you just made me do, look what you just made me-," the song then cut off. It didn't matter. The noise filled the old forest and the swordsman had to have heard it. By now, he had to have realized her body wasn't on the ground. Because of that, he'd be like a moth to a flame, likely assuming the noise was a ring tone by it's sudden turning on and off. And he fell into the trap as Mitchika could see when he was approaching. He jumped towards the area the phone was but then, he started laughing. 

"Oh you dumb idiot. What? Did you think I would just go up to it with no person around," he said a few branches away, "Oh and did you think I would convientally just walk on the sunscreen and fall. What a stupid girl, you really do deserve to die. Now where are ya?" At that exact moment a mirror was thrown at the swordsman but it missed. However, the swordsman saw the leaves get unfurled in a thick branch. "Gotcha."

The swordsman then hopped to a nearby branch and nope, there was nothing he could slip on, on the branch. This was actually her stupid attack. "Wow girl. You really are a very stupid girl. I won't feel bad about doing this at all," and at that moment, the swordsman wen on the branch and stabbed. But... there was no blood. It stabbed something but there was no blood! How? At that moment, the sword was pushed back and he fell on the branch. While looking up he saw something he hadn't expected. He had just stabbed a pillow, who he thought was the girl, and the hard thing he hit was her suitcase. . At that moment, he realized he made a fatal mistake. "I think you got the stupid one confused,"  while Mitchika was getting off, "Your obviously the dumbie. A smart person wouldn't come to the noise. A smart person wouldn't have come to the source of the mirror. A smart person would have seen me hiding below the branch! I can't believe it was so easy to catch you off guard just by kicking the penetrated pillow and suitcase. If a stupid person deserves to die, then you deserve to die most of all!," and with that, he was kicked to the ground. The rest of the trip was pretty easy for Mitchika. She got the point just a few minutes before she needed to.

(Note: This sure was, okay!)