That One Mitchika Fanfic

The Ducki Ducki Book Club

Mitchika now started her plan to find her family but she realized something, she has no idea where to find them. Of course, she could look at sources, like, online, (specifically for the remnants since her sister's one) but only babies do that shit. True bad bitches call their besties to go on an adventure! The first one was Makori!

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Ring...

Ring...

Ring...

"Oh hi Mitchika! Feeling any less depressed than usual?!," my friend Makori, aka Kiyoka Maki's little sister, asked brightly, as per usual, with a smile audibly on her face. Quite confusing seeing as the world has, you know, ended.

"No but I was earlier. I have so many struggles~ and I suffer so much~. But we have something SOOOOOOO much more important to talk about than my tragic life due to my (mitch noise) internal struggles baby," Mitchika said, trying not to cry.

Hearing this, Makori instantly felt sympathy for her dear, tortured, friend. Because of this, she decided to help her friend by completely ignoring her trying to start a conversation about how depressed she is. "Well, what do you want to talk about? If you need help, you know I'm willing to-"

*BOOM* 

At that moment, a boom came from Makori's side of the phone. Due to how empathetic and sweet and kind and gentle and perfect Mitchika is, she responded with, "Oh what the fuck- you there Makori?" She didn't respond. "Makori, are you fucking there?" Again, she didn't respond. "Please tell me you're not dead! I am sooooooo worried! If you're not there, I won't be able to pull off this mission." Again, no respond. "Pwease wespond or I'wl cwy," Mitchika said cutely trying to hide her tears. However, at that point she realized no one was there and hung up, waiting for her to respond. But for a whole hour, there was nothing. So, she decided to take drastic measures. She decided she would do the bravest thing she could! Completely forget about said friend and call another! Our hero decided to do this brave deed since she is a fucking goddess (WORSHIP HER).

Ring-

"Oh hi, Mitchika, how are you doing?", Mitchaka's friend, Kuro, asked extremely calmly, though this was more explainable than Makori who was probably blown up (which is torturing Mitchika's pure soul).

"I am doing so good! Well besides for the fact that Makori is probably dead, which I am very worried about by the way and I'm completely by myself since A left," Mitchika said nonchalantly though it's extremely tormenting her on the inside.

"Wait what-," Kuro asked seemingly quite concerned.

"That doesn't matter right now, we have like, more important issues-," Mitchika said, using her big brain to keep on the important topic.

"MITCHIKA! Makori may be dead! We need to call the local police of Tawa City (totally different) to see if-"

"The police are totes destroyed, you know that, right? That'll do jack shit. Plus, I've seen Makori get hit by a truck and survive. I doubt a bomb would kill them."

Kuro, extremely baffled responded with a very eloquent, "A BOMB IS WORSE THAN A TRUCK! huff... Okay, can you explain to me what happened so we can help Makori"

"But what about me?... I need your help Kuro..."

"Mitchika, there are things in this world more important than you like, I don't know, someone's life. I don't think you're dying or your trying to save anyone from dying so I'm going to assume we should go help Makori."

"What do you mean there are more important things than me? I am like, a goddess," Mitchika defended. After all, she was one.

"THIS IS WHY I SERIOUSLY WONDER WHY I'M FRIENDS WITH YOU! IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE OTHER GIRLS, I WOULD HAVE DITCHED YOU AGES AGO!." Kuro took a breath and realized what she said but it was too late. "Mitchika I-"