Peacock - One-shots

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Klee and Qiqi are Kaeya's Kids AU
Kaeya stronger than Diluc <3

changing perspectives

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Klee and Qiqi Don't Like Diluc

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"Sir Kaeya! We are lost again. This is all your fault."
"You're the one that burnt the map, Master Diluc."

"I'll kill you! If we get lost again."
"Master Diluc, if I may suggest, why don't you ask that traveling merchant for help instead of yelling at me, hm?"
"No, we don't know her."
"Then I'm expecting you to stay quiet while we navigate through Liyue."
"Captain Kaeya, one of your kids is from here, can't you atleast find out how to get to Liyue Harbor?"

Papa sighed and ignored the weird grown-up. I whispered to Qiqi, "This weird grown-up is rude to Papa."

I held Qiqi's hand, "I don't like Mr. Diluc."

We walked silently together. Papa was talking to the weird grown-up. There was a little lake ahead of us, "Papa! Look, there's a lake with fish."

"Klee, no fish blasting. You know what Auntie Jean said." Papa answered.
"Awe, okay."

"It's okay, Klee. Papa can catch us some fish another time." Qiqi answered.

"That's right, now I think this road should lead us to the harbor."
The road was long and I was getting tired. Qiqi must have noticed because she called, "Papa, I think Klee is tired."
Papa picked me up and I closed my eyes, "It has been quite long for little legs."

When Klee was fast asleep we got to Liyue Harbor, I held Papa's hand as the bustling city came into view. The harbor was busy with a multitude of people moving and doing their work. Papa reached down near a tree and picked a flower, "This is a glaze lily Qiqi, isn't it pretty?"

He tucked it into my hair. I smiled, and we continued walking through the streets, "Maybe Lady Ningguang is available to talk about trade matters."
I looked up in the sky, "Papa! Look, it's the bird that keeps attacking you."

Papa sighed, "I'd rather not talk to Lady Ningguang with a bunch of peck marks, but it can't be helped. Oh, Barbatos, please have mercy."
"Who's bird is that?"
Papa slapped Mr. Diluc's face hard, "His, I'd rather not influence Lady Ningguang's decision because of how I look."

"Kaeya!"
"Hm, on a first name basis now?" Papa teased.

Klee woke up when Mr. Diluc yelled Papa's name. I tugged on Papa's hand, "Can you let Klee down?"

"Klee, are you still tired?"
"Klee isn't tired! Qiqi, let's go find some food!" Klee answered excitedly.

"Why don't we go find some grilled fish?" Papa answered.

"Okay!" Klee answered.
"You stay here with Mr. Diluc, okay?" Papa answered, then he whispered something  to Mr. Diluc.

I waited for Papa to walk away and stared at Mr. Diluc the whole time. Klee tugged on his sleeve, "Klee doesn't like you. You're mean to Papa for no reason."

"Me either."
"Okay."
"When we get home I'm going to destroy the wine industry with Qiqi and Diona. We're going to set bombs on your doorstep and burn down the entire grapeyard! Then we're going to steal all your wine and give it to Papa!"
"And then we are going to do some Mr. Diluc-blasting!"
"Yay! Klee loves blasting."

It's at that moment that Diluc knew, he fucked up.

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Date started : 07.10.2022

Date posted : 07.13.2022