ENTP: I swear I'm gonna kill anyone who broke my vase!
INFP: I'm so sorry, it was me! I'll repair it! Please don't hurt me!
ENTP: I can't hurt an angel can I? You're forgiven, just make sure to repair it okay.
INFP: yes, I will! hey uh, ENTP?
ENTP: yeah, what is it? *notices tears on her cheeks* who hurt you! Once I find that asshole I'm giving him a piece of my mind!
INFP: no don't. I don't want any trouble..
*silence*
ENTP: *sighes* What happened hun, I hate seeing you like this. Tell me, who did this to you?
INFP: ESTJ yelled at me! And got up to my face. He was so mean! I thought he was going to hurt me *starts crying* Also my therapist started crying mid session
ENTP: I think that means you win
INFP: *glares*
ENTP: *doesn't know how to deal with INFP crying*
INFP: *calms down a little*
ENTP: Hey, I got an idea! What if we plot to get revenge!
INFP: wouldn't that make me just as bad as him?
ENTP: It'll just be a prank. What if we put a rake on his lawn. And once he steps on it, it'll hit his head!
INFP: no painful pranks ENTP!
ENTP: okay fine, what if we go to his backyard and put toilet paper all around his back yard. Or maybe rubber bands! Or both!
INFP: okay.. let's do it!
ENTP and INFP: *both evilly grin as ESTJ stumbles upon rubber bands and toilet paper all over his backyard lawn!*
ESTJ: *steps on a rake*
INFP: ENTP! I told you not to do that one!
ENTP: Come on, admit it! It felt good.
INFP: *folds arms condescendingly*
ENTP: Look, I just wanted to harm him a little bit. You can't say he doesn't deserve it! I needed to spice up the revenge a little bit!
INFP: when we get home! We're going to have a talk about ethics.
ENTP: *chaotically apologizing*
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HumorMBTI comedy sketches that I made and wanted to show people. 💕 I got inspired by Frank James, watch his comedy sketches if you haven't😎 I'm an INTP by the way!
