ISTJ: how exactly do you accidentally set a lemon on fire??
ENFP: microwave for 40 minutes.
INTJ: why would you tell him to microwave a lemon? Also why does this sound like you have done this before?
ENFP: because I have, I had read a while back that boiling lemons covers up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the smell of burning oranges.
INTP: did you burn an orange too? How?
ENFP: BY MICROWAVING, FOR 40, MINUTES!!
ISTJ: hey guys I'm home,
ENTP: what're you doing here, you're no rule breaker!
ISTJ: Hey, I can break the rules, sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
ENFP: THE COW!?!
ISTJ: WHAT NO! The Milk Jug.
ENFP: oh... that makes more sense. Hey guys what do you call a fish without eyes?
INTJ: myxine circifrons.
ENFP: no... a fsh.
INTJ: no one give me affection, got it!
INFP & ENFP: hi!
INTJ: except you two... you can.
ESFP: This girl is on FIREEEE!
INTJ: No!
ESFP: you're such a buzzkill!
INTP: Do you think laundry detergents possibly have different tastes?
ENFP: they do!
INTJ: why did you just say that so quickly with so much certainty?
ENFP: Because I tasted them all.
INTJ: ...
INFP: oh no, INTJ Is down, he's dying!
ENFP: WAIT!
INTJ: What??
ENFP: what if soy milk could introduce itself in Spanish?
INTJ: ...
ISTP: why can I hear INTJ screaming?
INFP: why is this conversation even a thing? Hey, where'd everyone go? Oh god INTJ is dead!
INTJ: I used to be passive aggressive, but now I'm going to try being aggressively passive.
ENFJ: wait what!
INFP: INTJ I thought you were dead!
ENFP: I'm no longer going to pursue a career. I'd rather like to be The Rock thanks!
INTP: Metamorphic or Igneous?
ENFP: No, I mean the Rock, as in Dwayne the Rock Johnson!
INTP: you can't just become someone else.
INFP: let her dream on!
*days later*
ISFP: it's amazing how Michelangelo painted this beautiful ceiling painting!
ENFP: I'm not stupid, I know the ninja turtles aren't real.
ISFP: no, I mean the historical one.
ENFP: oh, okay.
ISFP: oh my gosh!
ENFP: we all have our demons, INTJ is mine!
INTJ: why are you talking to me!
ENFP: he is the caliginosity of my soul!
INTJ: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand!
ENFP: i photosynthesize with this!
INTJ: I was referring to you!
ENFP: oh come on, you love me!
INTJ: ugh, *why do I like her*
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HumorMBTI comedy sketches that I made and wanted to show people. 💕 I got inspired by Frank James, watch his comedy sketches if you haven't😎 I'm an INTP by the way!
