ENFP and her crazy accidents

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ISTJ: how exactly do you accidentally set a lemon on fire??

ENFP: microwave for 40 minutes.

INTJ: why would you tell him to microwave a lemon? Also why does this sound like you have done this before?

ENFP: because I have, I had read a while back that boiling lemons covers up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the smell of burning oranges.

INTP: did you burn an orange too? How?

ENFP: BY MICROWAVING, FOR 40, MINUTES!!

ISTJ: hey guys I'm home,

ENTP: what're you doing here, you're no rule breaker!

ISTJ: Hey, I can break the rules, sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

ENFP: THE COW!?!

ISTJ: WHAT NO! The Milk Jug.

ENFP: oh... that makes more sense. Hey guys what do you call a fish without eyes?

INTJ: myxine circifrons.

ENFP: no... a fsh.

INTJ: no one give me affection, got it!

INFP & ENFP: hi!

INTJ: except you two... you can.

ESFP: This girl is on FIREEEE!

INTJ: No!

ESFP: you're such a buzzkill!

INTP: Do you think laundry detergents possibly have different tastes?

ENFP: they do!

INTJ: why did you just say that so quickly with so much certainty?

ENFP: Because I tasted them all.

INTJ: ...

INFP: oh no, INTJ Is down, he's dying!

ENFP: WAIT!

INTJ: What??

ENFP: what if soy milk could introduce itself in Spanish?

INTJ: ...

ISTP: why can I hear INTJ screaming?

INFP: why is this conversation even a thing? Hey, where'd everyone go? Oh god INTJ is dead!

INTJ: I used to be passive aggressive, but now I'm going to try being aggressively passive.

ENFJ: wait what!

INFP: INTJ I thought you were dead!

ENFP: I'm no longer going to pursue a career. I'd rather like to be The Rock thanks!

INTP: Metamorphic or Igneous?

ENFP: No, I mean the Rock, as in Dwayne the Rock Johnson!

INTP: you can't just become someone else.

INFP: let her dream on!

*days later*

ISFP: it's amazing how Michelangelo painted this beautiful ceiling painting!

ENFP: I'm not stupid, I know the ninja turtles aren't real.

ISFP: no, I mean the historical one.

ENFP: oh, okay.

ISFP: oh my gosh!

ENFP: we all have our demons, INTJ is mine!

INTJ: why are you talking to me!

ENFP: he is the caliginosity of my soul!

INTJ: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand!

ENFP: i photosynthesize with this!

INTJ: I was referring to you!

ENFP: oh come on, you love me!

INTJ: ugh, *why do I like her*

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