INFP: you seem to be scary, but you truly aren't once that someone meets you!
INTJ: That's not true. I'm very bitter towards people.
INFP: yes! Very depressing, but the inside of you is cute!
INTJ: yes, and I'm as cute as you are scary!
INFP: Hey, I can be scary! *growls*
INTJ: Stop it, you're so cute! I can't
INFP: see I knew it, you do have a soft side!
INTJ: no I don't. *mumbles* I kinda need a hug but I'd rather DIE than let anyone know I am a human being that desperately craves intimacy.
INFP: aww, that's so sweet.
INTJ: no! Stop!
INFP: *hugs INTJ*
INTJ: What are you doing? What is this?
INFP: Affection. You know you like it!
INTJ: Disgusting... do it again.
INFP: *tries to make a joke*
INTJ: let me explain to you why that is factually incorrect.
INFP: *stern face*
INTJ: and that's why your joke is inaccurately bla bla bla! *steps on a chip* Why is there a chip on the floor?
INFP: well, if we wait long enough and keep stepping on it, it'll be small enough to vacuum eventually.
INTJ: Ah yes, your plan will soon become a reality. *steps on it again* it is time!
INFP: I love you
INTJ: it'll pass
INFP: don't be so harsh on yourself.
INTJ: *visible confusion*
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HumorMBTI comedy sketches that I made and wanted to show people. 💕 I got inspired by Frank James, watch his comedy sketches if you haven't😎 I'm an INTP by the way!
