ENTJ: I think I'm allergic to ISFP
ENFP: how can you be allergic to a person?
ENTJ: every time I'm near her, my chest tightens, my breath gets hitched in my throat, and my heart races, it's like butterflies.
ENFP: aww, you're in love!
ENTJ: Nah, I'm definitely allergic.
ENFP: I think all you've got is a case of denial!
*a year later*
ENFP: so how'd it go with ISFP?
ENTJ: it never went anywhere.
*flash back*
ISFP: I'm bored, anyone got ideas.
ENTJ: How about getting a job so you can be useful to your parents and to society?
ISFP: I know, I'm gonna be a painter!
ENTJ: Okay, So you're just gonna ignore me?
ISFP: yes!
*present*
ENTJ: she just never lets me help her fix things.
ENFP: I'm sorry about that but hey, I think I'm in love with you now so, have a nice day!
ENTJ: I don't like you, and I won't have a good day!
ENFP: Damn, why are you always so rude!
*hours later*
ENTJ: Why did I say that? Will I ever find someone? Will I be alone forever?
*the next day*
ENTJ: you're ignoring all your problems INFP!
INFP: I'm aware!
ENTJ: hiding from your problems is an unhealthy coping mechanism!
INFP: I know, but you don't talk to people about your emotions and ask for help either, at least I cry and let it all out, you're just a bomb just waiting to explode so don't give me that!
ENTJ: is no an emotion because I feel it,
INFP: I think the emotion you're feeling is anger.
ENTJ: *loses it*
INFP: anyways, Water is the answer to everything! Thirsty? Drink water. Dry skin? Drink water.
ENTJ: needing to get rid of your enemies? Drown them!
INFP: no *laughs*
ENTJ: don't tell me what to do.
INFP: I wasn-
ENTJ: Now listen here you little shit!
INFP: *cries*
ENTJ at home: *overthinks and overly regretting the conversation*
*Later*
ENTJ alone: I HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF I HATE MYSELF!
*the next week*
ENTJ: don't test me, you won't like me when I'm angry!
INTJ: I don't like you now!
ENTJ: ... *brain malfunctioning*
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HumorMBTI comedy sketches that I made and wanted to show people. 💕 I got inspired by Frank James, watch his comedy sketches if you haven't😎 I'm an INTP by the way!
