"So. LeMmE gEt ThIs StRaIgHt SiS, yOu WeRe KiDnApPeD bY mOtHeRfUcKiNg AnDrEw HuSsIe HiMsElF, aNd ReScUeD bY sImOn CoWeLl AnD rObOt HoWiE mAnDeL. AnD yOu WeRe NoT oN aCiD?" Gamzee asked.
(Y'all this took me 4 minutes to type out lol the struggle is real 🙃)
"Yep sounds about right, and Howie was a cyborg, not a robot. But yeah. "
"WoAh. WhY wAs HuSsIe AfTeR yA? "
"That I don't know.. I'm just a dirt bag young adult with nothing going on, so what he wants with me I don't know. "
"ScArY sHiT mAn." Gamzee said trembling as if he was the one in trouble.
"Relax, it's got nothing to do with you so ur good. Also, who was that guy from earlier when we were about to get it on? He had the bull horns. " You ask.
"Oh. ThAt WoUlD bE mY bRo.. TaVrOs. "
"Your bro huh? I could of sworn he was your boyfriend. I want to be clear, I'm no homewrecker. "
"No, No, ItS aLl GoOd. We ArEn'T tEcHnIcAlLy A tHiNg.. "
"Hmm I understand. He called you a cheating maniacal bitch so that would make sense that y'all aren't technically a thing now."
"bRuH."
"Wanna make out now? "
"hElL yEaH mOtHeRfUcKeR. " he smirked and sucked faces with you.
He tasted like grape faygo. Ooyeeeeah.
Meanwhile at Hussie Headquarters
"Y/n is dangerous. Their ideas are far more powerful than mine, for them to train their thoughts would mean the end of HussieHQ. We cannot let this problem go unresolved." Hussie yelled to his 500 robot Pennywises.
"MEN. TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS. WE MUST ELIMINATE THE ENEMY AT SUNDOWN. IS THAT CLEAR? "
"ꇙ꒐ꋪ ꌦꏂꇙ ꇙ꒐ꋪ" the 500 robot Pennywises yelled.
They suited up for combat in their nightmare armor. The time had come.
Y/n must die.
